Cold's are for girls and woofters, man up. I highly recommend otravene to clear your nose
kent is an awful county, it is completely pointless and is simply in the way when I want to go to France.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have other ways of clearing my nose, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Where do you reside that is so wonderful?
Not that I care for outer Kent mind, my mum lives in Bromley.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

The greatest city on Earth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Elaborating would help.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Laandan innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Well yes, obviously.
I'm off for a dog walk round Blackheath common in a bit I think. I do not want to return to Newcastle tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Why would?
Unless you have a penchant for coal, beer belly tattoos, incomprehensible speech and paintball based blindings.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

It's not that Newcastle is bad, it's a fantastic city.
It's just so fucking far away. I really wish I went to Sussex Uni.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

So many of my peers went to newcastle, it's the new Bristol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

If it was an hour or so away from home I'd love it beyond words.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Laaaahndaaan - the greatest city on earth?
I weep for humanity if this opinion even exists.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

please elaborate on your preferred choice and show your working

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Oh come on, Placido is from Coventry - he knows all about great cities*


*He may not know about great cities.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

MOAR LIKE POVENTRY !!!111!!!!!
srs though it's a shithole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yes. All of it. There couldn't possibly be any nice bits anywhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Lived & worked in London for 2 years
Coventry isn't too bad - possibly through my rose-tinted-that's-my-home-town spectacles but there y'go.
I've also worked in other cities over the globe, admittedly never for as long as I did in London, but I'd take ANY of them over our own fair capital.
My nephew best described London (and he works in offices in Mayfair!) as '10 million self-centred money-grubbing bastards who wouldn't cross the road to SELL you the time of day'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

This is because Mayfair is where the cunts live.
As you point out, there are 10 million of us, there may, just may be some variation. It would be rather like assuming that all people from Coventry are small-minded provincial twats, just because you met one that was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)