Could you do me a favour please...
... can you ask Lusty if she would like to have sex on this sofa: imgb.in/fu : I mean, with me. Or a blowjob, even a snog and I'll have a wank while it's happening would be OK. They took the protective sheet with them, but I can get some cleanfilm to put down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Those are hideous Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

They are not.
They do look very comfy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Comfy perhaps, but they look rather shit.
Still, our sofa is broken so they're better than that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Meh! I've seen worse.
I'm getting a new sofa too.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

More furniture related news as it happens sofa fans.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

*tenterhooks*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

www.buoyant-upholstery.co.uk/products/soft/fairfield
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

AMAZING
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

INNIT!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Not sure I can cope with much more excitement. I may have to lay down.
On my sofa. Natch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Is there a colour photo of them?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Wut???

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Well I know technology moves slowly up north, but Black and white photos on a website?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

They're not black and white.
Have you scrolled down?
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Yes, oddly the other sofas appear to have colour pics.
Is yours on some kind of special deal? "20% off but you only get to see B&W pics"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

The main pic is a grey sofa but you can get toher colours numpty.
Mine will be taupe.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

More facts from Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

But they're sooo comfy ! Like, the comfiest sofas I've ever laid my rump on.
I think if I was to choose again, they're too big for the room, just on the boarder of "take them back, they're too big" sized, and they don't look 100% right in the room, maybe 80%? But they're SOO COMFY that I'm happy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Are they from DFS or Harvey's? Either way they aren't that great tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

=(
Some place in Brimsdown, I like them though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You seem to have blocked off effective entry or egress from the room there, I'm sensing feng shui issues already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Totally thought about a way to make it good, gonna re-arrange the room so that the entertainment unit is against the wallpaper
It'll work really well, it's just in the wrong place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)