another friend has selfishly got herself up the duff
that's 3 so far this year. can't people see the planet is overpopulated as it is? it's disturbed my equilibrium, she's always been one of the most hardcore pissheads i know. now she's moving out to the countryside to have a baby. weird.

i can't say that makes her a stupid fucking bitch though. so i'll go for..............................

apeloverage is a bit of a tool. i don't know what his problem is though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

oh fuck my arse
the stupid bitch in america who has the same email address as me bar one letter, and who gives my address out for EVERYTHING, has now signed me up for a round robin recipe exchange. i've had about 30 emails so far this morning from middle-aged milwaukee american housewives exchanging fucking cookie and cheesecakes. arrrrgh.

i know what HER problem is, she's an illiterate wanker who can't spell her own email address.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Reply to every single message telling them all that this woman is so stpid she can't even spell her own e-mail address.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Or send them all pr0n

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

she sent me her e-tickets for a flight once
i had to ring delta to explain and the more i tried to explain that i didn't KNOW her real email address, she had sent it to the wrong person, the more confused he got. eventually he got it. and he said: so you called all the way to america just to help a stranger? and i said: well yeah, she'd have missed her holiday otherwise.

and he said: you did a good thing today, ma'am. a good thing.

this made me laugh a lot. but that was years ago when she had only done it a couple of times. now your solution and their porn solutions are a LOT more appealing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Ma'am?
Aw, bless. Did he tell you to have a nice day, ya'll?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

i think it was "have a wonderful evening, ma'am" actually
they sure are polite down at delta airlines
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I'm sure he said it with total sincerity.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

i'm actually sure he did
americans are brilliant at customer services.

plus he sounded HOT. he had a lovely southern draaaaawl on him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

He was masterbating into a pigs head while he was talking to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I'll bet she can spell 'stupid' though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Reply with horse porn, it's the only answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

A colleague of mine as a very similar problem.
He's tried emailing this other guy, forwarding on mails etc but the dick persists in using my colleague's email address. It's been going on for years, apparently.

Including for the flights he booked for his holiday to Australia. So my colleague cancelled them.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Good work. Do you have the same name? Could have had a free trip to Australia.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

mine is 2 different people
the worst offender is the milwaukee desperate housewife. i know she's actually quite hot, as one of her friends sent me a video of her on youtube when she auditioned to be p diddy's personal assistant. but she's still terrible.

the other one is a black 50+ lecturer in feminism in new york. i know this because occasionally i get her students' essays and she once signed me up to a 50+ black dating website. in new york. i'm thinking i would have been a disappointment on a whole host of levels. anyway, i got a few messages from "sandy 56" and "blackjeans" etc. the poor woman must have wondered why not one guy on the website ever emailed her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Make an enquiry on the Scientologists website using her email address. She'll get contacted daily.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

but that's the problem
i don't KNOW her email address! and nor does she, by the look of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

hi battered, hows it going?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)