Cameron has now endorsed buying a new royal yacht.
Only it will have a university on it and the royal family will only be allowed to sleep in the pointy bit at the front.

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/16/royal-yacht-backed-david-cameron
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:22, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*facepalms*
Can't they just get her a nice Parker pen or something.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not sure why they are being such dicks about this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

For fuck's sake.
We're fucked, the country's on its fucking knees, cancer patients are being told to go to work with drips hanging out of their arms and 'everybody has to make a sacrifice' and these mental cunts are THEN saying "Let's spunk £60 million on a fucking yacht for some rich old cunt."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

They are suggesting it should be paid for by private investment
but why even touch ojn such sticky waters?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

How will it be an investment?
How will they get money back?
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Sex parties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Wooo!
*changes mind*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfczbtxAWU
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

How about persuading those people to raise 60 million to be used in a constructive way, rather than a pleasureboat for someone who'll be dead within ten years?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Well exactly...I bet the queen is fuming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

She wanted slippers and toiletries anyway

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Stop being such a poledancer Ape
The private investment people will chuck a bit of money at it as long as the public purse is the one that has to sort out the ongoing maintanence.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I'm with you on this, I think they've made a massive misjudgement
if I was Dave I would have torn Micheal Gove's skin off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

BUT HE'S A LOVELY PERSON!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Just like the Pope and Margaret Thatcher

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

and Mother Teresa the wrinkly old cunt raison

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

d'etre?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

She campaigned against the one thing that would have actually helped the people she supposedly was helping
ie the empowering of women to plan their families through birth control because she was Catholic and let her beliefs encroach on people who couldn't resist them. The increase in the power of women in a country is one of the most powerful tools there is to develop said country.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I was making a joke about your spelling of raisin you wally!
I know she was a cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I can never spell raisin : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

think of it like a barn-raisin'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Fanks!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

She should have been getting them all to learn how to poledance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha
Would have made National geographic more intersting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

But you can't take a bra off if you're not wearing one in the first place

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure why you're quoting this
it was sometime ago surely but I've seen it pop up a lot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Because every time I mention what a chinless cunt with no idea of how to do his job
you point out that you met him and that he was a lovely person.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

and Margaret Thatcher is a very brave lady and the Pope is a statesman who deserves our respect

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Once Al
I suspect more than a year ago.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Al, she's changed her mind and now thinks he's a cunt
so could you stop reminding her of her mistake please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

It wasn't a mistake
he was nice when I met him, and I think a lot of his policies have legs. The yacht thing is ludicrously stupid though. I don't mention him much though, Al seems to do that for me.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Oh wind your neck in, internet seriousness.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I had my humour gene surgically extracted
don't you oppress me!!1!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

You're oppressing yourself
I'm here to set you free
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Nope, never.
You are committed to a legal contract with a man who will never truly love you, that's your reminder, what has she got if I don't bring it up occasionally?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

She'd love you to bring it up occasionally,
and by 'it' I mean your rancid left-wing penis.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Everyone knows that socialists don't wash their bellends

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Because, as a CDT teacher, Al is pretty miffed at the chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

He made me adjust my lathe because it offended a muslim. It's health and safety gone mad I tell you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i used to think lathe was something rude

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

depends what appendage you put on the end of it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

This is true

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

What next?
Sinclair C5s banned from the playground? Will this madness never end????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Not if those fats cats in brussels have anything to do with it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Well it's not going to be taxpayer funded it'll be made by a private company and gifted to the queen.
Which is fine...
buttttttt, I bet there's going to be some sneaky deals non competitive contracts or tax breaks for the company that does this which means they'll end up making back the 60 million they spent and change.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Some cunt will end up getting a knighthood as a thank you

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I don't give a fuck about that,
If someone wants to spend £60million for something in front of their name, go ahead.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I appreciate the sentiment, but I think it totally devalues the point of the whole thing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

What is the point?
It's backslapping nonsense used to keep the rich in line.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

That wasn't my understanding of it.
I thought it was to recognise major achievement in the fields of entertainment, sport, public life etc.

I didn't think, perhaps naively, that it was an eBay auction.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Bloody expensive way to get a K. You'd want a peerage at least.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PcURTUfJi4

Someone linked to this in one of the comments. I do wonder where all this "Freeman" crap came from since it's so demonstrably wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Membership is a bargain at only CD$250.

worldfreemansociety.org/Payments
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

What a bunch of wombats.
I see that David Icke is involved, but I didn't read his bit as I want to remain calm for the day.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I have found some hilarious stuff on davidicke.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I got bored can you paraphrase the entire 37 mins please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

He sells "hemp" for a living
but it's lawful. There is a difference between legal and lawful. If you don't tell a copper your name they can't arrest you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that they can if you are standing over a body with a knife in your hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)