Yeah, but smoking is cool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It really is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

No it's not.
It knackers your teeth, fucks up your lungs, and more importantly to those around you, it makes you fucking stink.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

But in a cool way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's fucking well cool you daft sod.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

It could even make YOU cool*



*only if the cherry fell off and burnt your t-shirt off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Already damaged one piece of clothing by having a smoker stand too close to me, not something I'd wish to repeat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

He was doing you a favour.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

He managed to get a rather large ash burn straight through the hood on my jumper
I wouldn't call it a favour.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

You'll get the last laugh when he dies prematurely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

With AA's cholesterol this is unlikely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Obesity is a far less cool way to die than smoking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

true, especially when they knock down the wall of your house to remove your bloated naked corpse
that has to be peeled off the bed due to the massive numbers of bed sores and kfc bones.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Worst of all
is slipping on the lid of a discarded munchy box and dashing your brains out against a pile of Art Attack DVDs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Might get that measured at some point soon
My BMI has me as 'Normal Weight', so I'm alright with that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

My BMI has me at overweight
I blame muscle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Granted, I'm only just on 'Normal Weight', but it's better than it basically pointing and laughing at me.
I think there's simply too much veggie food, and not enough proper man food in your diet, like the rather tasty steak I cooked for myself on Sunday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'm obese : /

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

How the fuck would a lack of hard-to-digest protein make me lighter?
In all seriousness I'll actually struggle to reach the "normal" weight range for my height because my legs must weigh about 5 stone each
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It wouldn't, I just fancied pointing out that I ate a delicious steak on Sunday
What made it even better is that it was reduced, as it was the end of the day when I picked it up!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

BMI is the biggest load of bollocks ever.
According to it half of the professional athletes in the world are overweight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Aye, it certainly seems bollocks to me
As I'm pretty sure I'm overweight atm. Not by much, but I think I'd definitely come in as above average.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

To you and anyone with half an ounce of sense.
Although just to make myself feel better/others feel worst, I'm just over the line of underweight into normal weight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

It's pretty accurate for non-athletes though.
Seems silly to rule it out when most of the population aren't athletes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)