*crosses fingers and mutters MRSA repeatedly under breath*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Thanks for that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

oh man, imagine necrotising fasciitis on your cock
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

A flesh eating disease on my cock?
It would eat itself to death before even making an impact on my gargantuan member.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)

mines tiny, i showed it to malc earlier and it put him right off his banana

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

My cat's one looks like a pink Mini Hula Hoop
I mean you know those crisps Hula Hoops? Remember the Mini version? well those, but made of flesh. The hole in the middle must pop out like a proper penis when they're doing it I assume. But he was just washing it and I couldn't believe it. I used to prefer to think he never had one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Aren't cat's penises barbed at the end?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Well like I say, he was just having a wash.
I'm sure someone hasn't actually removed the core of his knob.
I assume that if he was humping a lady cat (which he can't do because he's had his nuts done) then it would be an actual penis with a centre and some barbs and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

sh nk
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

he dips it in your ear while you sleep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I swear Quentin it's too small. it's a pink button, smaller than a navel. Unless it was his navel i saw...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Do cats have belly-buttons?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

well how else would they do up their jackets?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Oh yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

oh wait, zips
htey could have zips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I'm now hoping this thing was his belly-button

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I hear that surgeons hardly ever sneeze and slice of more than they meant to these days.
So, y'know, fingers cross, you should be fine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

fingers legs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)