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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh loooook
a news link www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/17/costa-concordia-coastguard-captain-return
But it's not bbc so it's like totally new and original.

Still read that, pretty fucking stupid to me.

Whats for lunch?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:53, 252 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Weight Watchers lasanga.
Their meals are so funny, they're no less fattening at all, there's just less of it in the pack. The lasanga has one layer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Portion control is one of the best ways to lose weight long term though.
People in my office are all doing this www.dietchef.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I have just started taking diet pills.
Surprisingly they seem to be working. I could lose weight if I actually stopped drinking.

And no they're not amphetamine based.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Ahh of course not, they're probably made of magic beans and unicorn tears.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I don't care what they're made off. They're working and they're not too expensive.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
What are you taking?
I deal in quack remedies.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
They have some sort of Brazilian plant in them that tempers appetite.
Also green tea and caffeine. I really wasn't expecting them to be any good but they seem to be doing the trick. Like I said, if I could give up boozing then I'd be quids in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
You haven't signed up for a reduced cost trial where you only pay the postage have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Pfft! of course not.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Just checking...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
As I often say to the people I advise: If it works for you...
Now just give me the long number from the front of your card.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I know. I do realise there is a lot of quackery out there and I was just clutching at straws really when I bought them.
Still, like I said, they seem to be doing what it says on the tin.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
There's a lot to be said for the placebo effect.
I'm sure you're not stupid enough to think that you can take a magic pill and carry on as usual. Hopefully they will motivate you to continue on a path of burning more than you consume. Stick with it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Hell no! I use it as part of a healthy eating regime.
And the gym obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Nah, i eat a shit load and I've lost over a stone

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I saw Weightwatchers mini bottles of rose wine yesterday
they looked really depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
i like handbag wine but i wouldn;t have a weightwatchers one in case it was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
sauteed zucchini and carrots, and steamed shrimp

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
That sounds very nice right there krizzle

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
do you guys have old bay seasoning?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Not heard of it, possibly named something else.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Sounds like a euphemism to me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
hardly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Bay_Seasoning
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
He comes across as an evasive, slimy bellend.
He might be lovely, but his handling of this whole things appears to be a bit shady.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I bet he drives an alfa too

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
At least 6 dead and he behaved like that,
I don't hold out much hope that he's a nice guy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
What scared me was the every man for himself attitude of the passengers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I've heard a bunch of good stories,
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/16/british-survivors-recall-costa-concordia
But with thousands of people there's bound to be a lot of both.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
yeah god forbid the strong survive and the weak die
the british way of standing in line awaiting your imminent death is much better
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
It's the cornerstone of civilisation.
Women and children first
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Not even a real rule.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
No, and not as aplicable today anyway.
I was using is as shorthand for my, no doubt idiotic, belief that the point of civilisation is for the strong to protect the weak, admittedly among other things.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
what about fairies? do we let them off first too, you know cos they're weaker?
and by fairies i mean shirt lifters, not tinkerbell et al
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Yes Quentin, you can get off first.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
cheers lads, now i know to keep up my cock sucking to ensure my place on the lifeboats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
And this is why you will die sobbing and alone.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Of course you do.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
i do, i believe you are incorrect

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Yes, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I don't think women should go first unless they have children with them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Sod em.
I won't be dying for some kid who's going to grow up to be a glue-sniffer and rob my handbag anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That was quite amusing Quenders, well done.
Now delete your account.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i thought you fancied a tickle of my flaps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Nah, as soon as I started showing you some interest Swipey came through with the goods

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
dirty bitch, i bet she did an all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
A gentleman never tells Quenders....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Hang about
What the FUCK happened in the cricket?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
well he tried to help him out and do his best
but he still went off the rails and turned to drink, luckily the good fairy turned up and transformed him into a real boy anyway

jiminy got a medal too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
no lunch for me today, worky-work-work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Haha, fucking hell
Tomato pasta thing for me, my last portion. Hospital tomorrow, then I'm off until Monday, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Yes, but they're going to slice the top of your cock off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is true, but the only way I'm keeping myself from worrying is to remember that I have several days off afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Wank as many times as you can before the operation - you won't be able to for a while afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'm not due for any operations
But I do this anyway, y'know just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'm off to see a rather attractive young lady tonight, depending on how that goes, I might not have to.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
what have I missed?
why hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
He's having his extra testicle removed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
who in their right mind would do that?
you'd be showing it off down the pub every night
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
*crosses fingers and mutters MRSA repeatedly under breath*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
oh man, imagine necrotising fasciitis on your cock
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
A flesh eating disease on my cock?
It would eat itself to death before even making an impact on my gargantuan member.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)
mines tiny, i showed it to malc earlier and it put him right off his banana

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)
My cat's one looks like a pink Mini Hula Hoop
I mean you know those crisps Hula Hoops? Remember the Mini version? well those, but made of flesh. The hole in the middle must pop out like a proper penis when they're doing it I assume. But he was just washing it and I couldn't believe it. I used to prefer to think he never had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Aren't cat's penises barbed at the end?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Well like I say, he was just having a wash.
I'm sure someone hasn't actually removed the core of his knob.
I assume that if he was humping a lady cat (which he can't do because he's had his nuts done) then it would be an actual penis with a centre and some barbs and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

sh nk
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
he dips it in your ear while you sleep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I swear Quentin it's too small. it's a pink button, smaller than a navel. Unless it was his navel i saw...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Do cats have belly-buttons?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)
well how else would they do up their jackets?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
oh wait, zips
htey could have zips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I'm now hoping this thing was his belly-button

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I hear that surgeons hardly ever sneeze and slice of more than they meant to these days.
So, y'know, fingers cross, you should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

fingers legs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I had rye bread with M&S pea and asparagus pate.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Vegetable soup and stress.
Why is life never simple?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Because you have an ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Eerily accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)
*taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I had beer for lunch.
Once I've been to the shop I shall have gin for pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Yours wins.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You'll then need a disgestif. I suggest brandy.
In other news I have just farted part of the "We buy anycar dot com" jingle with complete accuracy. My wife is now not talking to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Well isn't your wife the lucky one.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
She certainly is. It was difficult to find a bloke to marry with such talents.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Women just don't appreciate skills like this.
Yet they'll read magazines all about dresses that people I've never heard of wear.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I like how he's lived up to his national stereotype of inept lothario, hopefully he'll come clean with "What a mistakka the maka"

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
fucking gino dicampo on tv this morning
fucken tomato and basil on everything the cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
fucking wops

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Jacket potato, beans and cheese.
Yogurt, clementine.

He looked like a shifty cunt from the start. What a cowardly little shithead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Cheesey beans on a jacket potato is a cracking lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Ain't it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Cheese + jacket potato + another hot filling = Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I had a haggis jacket in Edinburgh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I've only ever had haggis once, it tasted of oats and pepper
I'm hoping others will taste better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I bloody love it.
Aldi have got loads of Scottish stuff from Thurday onwards so I'm hoping to get some. And Scottish Tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Forgive my vegetarian ignorance...
But isn't that basically what haggis is? A bit of some animal stuffed with oats and seasoning?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Seemingly so, but I was expecting a little more taste
www.obanargyll.com/haggis-recipe.html
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
From a Scottish dish?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Hmm, good point

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
homemade lamb tagine and rice
I'm stuffed now as my usual portion size was based on much runnier stews. Two ladles of this is a lot more food than when half of each ladle is sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i bit the nail on my left index finger too short and now it hurts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You should nibble your fingers instead of your nails

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i do that too, the little bits of skin next to the nail
sometimes that hurts too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You should gnaw at your wrists for hours at a time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)
wrists?
are you some sort of BARBARIAN?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Yeah but you're more careful with that.
it only occasionally breaks the skin and looks vile.
People get reckless with nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
crazy times we live in
crazy, crazy times
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Harry Seacombe sing the Hits of Kiss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
water
detox of doom.

more water at 3pm.

doom.
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doom stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)
i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Quite
There is no medical recognition of the concept of detox.
It is simply what normally functioning kidneys do all day.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)
maybe she once woke up in a bath of ice with a big scar and no kidneys and liver so has to "detox" constantly to survive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Nah
Her dad would've bought her a new set.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Water is good for keeping the body hydrated and healthy but not fucking 2 litres every day, like they advise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)
who's they?
Robinson's Squash Co.? And why would they do that?

Durrrrr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
All the health nuts out there Quinten.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
yeah but they got it from that advert
health 'nuts' are self explanatory
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
No one
Advises 2 lts per day, it was a marketing gimmick by evian... I believe (and one of the science folks may be able to confirm) the 2ltr thing came from a US forces study in the 50's that said humans need 2ltrs of fluid per day, that can be from a potato or tea etc it doesnt need to be water,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Sounds nutritious.
This 'detox' sounds as sensible as staying in touch with old chutney boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
ah, the male escort
he's been suspiciously quiet today actually. hmmm.
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you should text him and ask why he hasn't text you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)
sssh lifeless
this is real life, not your webcam fantasies.

oh, he just emailed me. must have heard me.
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in my webcam fantasies the girl is thinner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)
ah, so you're stupid AND shallow
lovely. keep it up.
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i'm trying, but the obesity's putting me off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)
lose some weight yourself then
you ugly little tramp.

once you can find your cock without having to lift up 3 rolls of sweaty useless disgusting flab, he* might stand a chance at getting it up.

*being your cock. much as i am now retching at typing that.
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i did a BMI the other day, i'm literally just on the line between normal and overweight
i'm doing good and i don't believe in them detoxes, so that makes me healthier and cleverer than you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
course you are, lifeless

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don't go getting all upset just because i'm more successful than you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)
sure you are
now go on, you know you're on toilet cleaning duty today, burgerboy.
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i like how your insults are made up but mine are true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)
i like how you live on a completely different planet to anyone else
i just wish it was further away
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thanks i like it too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)
A average adult does not need "2ltrs of water a day"
they need 2ltrs of moisture full stop, this can include food and tea and coffee etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
i am drinking 4 and no diet coke
it's killing me. on the plus side, my skin looks amazing after 2 weeks of evian.
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Obvious...
evian being spunked all over constantly by a team of organically fed gibbons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You must be permanantly on the loo.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
it's not the water, it's probably not most of the detox
it's that you are putting less crap into you r body and that's doing you good. Now if you could just drink sensible amount of water and eat helthily all the time you'd probably get all these benefits without the pain, but no, you'd rather believe in magic and fairys.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Correlation does not imply causation.
But I'm glad it makes you feel good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
how did you get that from "it's killing me" ?!

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By not paying proper attention to what you wrote.
I must have inferred that you were pleased that your "skin looks amazing"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)
yeah, that bit is good
food isn't a problem, i've not been at all tempted to eat anything bad or even any pasta etc. but omg the diet coke. that stuff is lethal! however, i'm now 12 days clean and PROUD.
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Leah Betts lols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Hahahahaha
Very good. The poster child for "DON'T TAKE DRUGS, OR YOU'LL DIE" when in fact it should have been "DON'T TAKE DRUGS AROUND YOUR STUPID CUNT MATES, OR YOU'LL DIE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
But they were her Fwends!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Not any more

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)
In case I'm the only one who remembers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3EtnH2RLew
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I remembered it
Didn't The Mary Whitehouse Experience do a skit on it too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Yes, and this is what I was really referencing/remembering
I thought you did, but I was chuffed to find the clip
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Just making sure we all get the validation we deserve.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
What a dirty fucking coward.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Of course he is. He's Italian.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I was about to wade in there with a football joke
until I noticed the audience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
very wise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Are you a cricket man, old boy?
I need someone to tell me it's going to get better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)
It's not, well not in this test anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Aren't Pakistan... you know... fucking shit?
How have they managed this? Was last year a dream?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
They havn't lost a series since we last beat them, they have new young talent and one of the most exciting spinners in the world
and England can't play spin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a good point
We could really do with finding some of that there momentum stuff before the Saffers come over
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Especially as i have tickets to lords

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Have I ever mentioned how utterly fabulous and handsome you are?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)
What time do you finish work tomorrow?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
6pm

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'll be getting into kings cross about 17:20 if you fancy a pint after work.
Actually where do you work/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Near where I live.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)
*tumbleweeds*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Leftover PCP curry
That's prawns, carrots and peppers before you get excited Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
prawn fives

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Fucking love prawns
Run out now though. Need moar prawns
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I've got two big bags of them.
Pop by.
We can do eachothers hair and nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Will do
You're just up the road, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
yeah, and to the right
did you see my link on fb? I think you may appreciate the awesomeness of this hair
data.whicdn.com/images/13019890/chloe_miranda_thumb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Yeah that blonde girl's got epic hair
What are you doing with yours these days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
nowt, trying to grow it out
it's about to my shoulders in the back, totally going for the blonde's look but without the blonde...and the skinny
my hair is probably 6 or so inches shorter than hers
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)
You could do the quiff thing now then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)
totally
what's up with yours?
we should do trans-atlantic quiffs, like beej and I did undercuts
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I tried doing a quiff recently
Didn't happen. Hair's not long enough and I haven't got the patience for it any more. Persisting with the fauxhawk for now.

Am having some colour put in it tonight - probably purple :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I need some color in mine.....like brown...to cover the grey
I switched to Redken All Soft shampoo and conditioner and it killed my latest dye job
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Jesus, really?
A nice auburn brown would suit you I reckon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)
yeah, that's about my natural color
I usual get antsy and want to go blonde in the summer, usually doesn't bode well. I've resisted the black this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)
A want a blonde streak at the front.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I have a couple very small ones where I missed with the dye, it really helps to bring light to your face
don't chunk, beej, it's so 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)
But I thought that when you 'go black' you never go back?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)
it's a lie
I'm currently going brown. Indian may just be where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This thread proves your bumderism

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)
also, THIS SONG *sigh*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvUtidZkqw4
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)
special fried prawn rice for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)
It's meals like that when I miss pork.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)
+a good ing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Poor.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)
why don't you eat pork?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I don't touch red meat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)
racist against the native americans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Pork is white meat silly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
you could also eat veal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
The line has been drawn and it will not be crossed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)
lines are there to be crossed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Not by the strong and stout of heart.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
What about the stout and the strong of heart?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)
They can do what the hell they like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I'm now in love
www.meatnoveg.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)
OMG
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/cheeseonly-restaurant-opens-in-london-just-dont-expect-cheddar-1924343.html
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Oh fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)
i know
i love vivat bacchus, with its walk-in cheese room, but this takes cheese to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CHEESE.
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*puts on a stone*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)
take it off, you'll get a sore neck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
you can do better than this quintin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i try so hard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)
only if/when you put him on ignore

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your always so mean to me :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)
i'd be really lovely to you
if you never ever posted ever again.

extra loveliness and home-baked fairy cupcakes if you broke your neck and lived the rest of your futile little life in silent unmoving agony.
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see this is what i mean, you could be such a lovely girl if you weren't constantly on the blob

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i'm very lovely to people i LIKE
you, however, are a festering little turd in the toilet of b3ta.
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bit harsh, have you tried calming down and giving less of a fuck?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
one day someone will flush you away
one day soon, soooooooon.
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you crazy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Quintin has grown into a "fine young man" now that he has put his troubles behind him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)
does the young man know about it?

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We're going.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)
100 days is up in april
we can go then. hoorah.
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This detox of yours is damned inconvenient, woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)
mostly i want to prove to myself that i can do it
and not dissolve into a slushy heap of vodka and diet coke on day 36 or something.
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Yes, but CHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I gave up bread for a month just to see if I could.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)
it's good to know that you can
and that the diet coke (or bread) does not control you!
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I think if you have to make a concerted effort to give something up
Then it might be exercising a little control over you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You know exactly what we mean tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
it's definitely work boredom though
i don't even notice it at the weekends, when i'm out all the time. it's only at about 3pm at my desk when i fancy a DC to cheer up the afternoon of sitting on my arse reading leases!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
One of my favourite things
is to buy a fresh baton and some Boursin. You two are describing my worst nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Totally did that last night.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)
the baguette? Dirty mare!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Boursin? Boursin?
*Shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Meh, I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Makes great lube
Especially the pepper variety.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)
zingy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)
hides the smegma as wel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Wasn't Liverpool the European capital of culturea few years ago?
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/9020460/Cinema-goers-complain-that-Oscar-favourite-The-Artist-has-no-dialogue.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)
man utd fans used to chant
"city of culture, are you having a laugh" at matches, i remember.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

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