Concentrate on the league my arse
We're going down, Cotterill doesn't have a clue what he's doing. Our next game against the filth is on telly as well. Gonna need booze. Lots of booze.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Booze is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Not this morning it isn't.
Not after last night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:37, Reply)

What was the
Occasion?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)

It was Tuesday.
No other reason. 4 pints in the pub was fine. The mistake was to drink at home after this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I've scarcely touched a drop since New Year's
Apparently is actually IS tied to weight loss.

Bugger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Which is why I am a stone overweight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

If I could stop drinking I'd be fucking sorted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I'm not going to drink until February 25th I've decided.
If I buy a load of clenbuterol and join the gym I reckon I can get under 11 stone again by then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I'm too miserable to stop at the moment.
And I'm still going to the gym which means I don't become a total lolfatty.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I feel well down at the moment which is why I'm not drinking.
Cos I got it into my head that when I get back to Newcastle I'd buy a bottle of port to drink in my bedroom every evening. Slippery slope.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I really hope Derby batter you 5-0.
Only cos my housemate is a Ram and living with him will be hell otherwise. He goes in a strop for the day if he loses on Fifa, can't imagine what he'll be like if you beat them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Sounds like another job for the rohypnol smoothie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I shouldn't worry, we haven't a prayer
Call him a worthless cunt from me would you? It'll cheer me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

But he's fucking massive.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

oh noes! not a bigger boy!
MUUUUUUM!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Most less evolved apes are
If he gets his radge on distract him with a banana
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

He sounds like a sensible, well adjusted young man.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

He's not
He's a fucking cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)