Shag/marry/shoot etc These are pointless exercises.
I have a better one that is taxing my noggin this morning:

Who would win in a fight: Brian Cox (scottish hard man actor) or Brian Cox (whimpering astrophysicist)? My money is on Brian Cox.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You forget that Brian Cox the actor is getting on a bit now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'd still give him odds on against his namesake though.
He could just sit on the fay twat for a quick victory.

It works for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

the only winner there could ever be is brain cocks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Cox would well smash Cox.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Don't cross the streams!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I hate astrophysicist Cox.
Bore off with your boring science you utter bore.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

100% agree with you.
The first astronomy programme I ever saw was presented by Brian Blessed. That wasn't boring at all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

...and the last one you heard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I admit I watched Stargazing Live last night.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

MASSIVE STAR!!!
DIIIIIIIIIIVE!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Brian Cox would suffocate brain Cox with his massive lips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)