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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I really need to calm the fuck down at the minute
But ideally not via the medium of booze
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Meditation is quite good.
Sit quietly in a room and clear your mind. Simple but effective.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)
A quiet room?
I have two kids!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
They say that getting kids to meditate is good for them.
Or was it medicate?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
They dont like the taste of vodka

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Excercise is also a good way of relieving stress.
Sex too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)
To repeat:
I have two kids
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Yes and a calm daddy is better than a stressed one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I meant the sex

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Take up running.
I know a good marathon you could train for.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I have actually applied for the North Tyneside 10K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
You greedy bugger.
That's their entire social services budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
haha!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
with kids?
with your own kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I thought they were stepkids
and therefore fair game.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I have one step-daughter and two kids of my own
I have not fucked any of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)
You don't want to fuck your own kids, that's all kinds of wrong.
But is the step daughter fit?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Ask Darth
He perved on her photos on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I did
She is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
link please
You don't have to worry about posting pictures against sportscows wishes, he's not a nice chap so fuck him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I actually feel bad enough about my very brief post above, so no
Sporters is a top chap, as well you know

Check your FB inbox
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Nowt there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
That was meant for Al
No, there's nothing in his either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Ahh, OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Oh yeah, sporto is easily the nastiest person on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'm a right cunt, me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Mate.
That's his DAUGHTER.

Has she got big tits?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
There's a guy on qotw who went boasting about getting the full family set that way, a bit predatory really, still if Cow spreads his muck that way without being caught who am I to judge

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Why the fuck would you boast about that?
Is Woody Allen a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
He still posts on occasion, the general consensus was well done you mate phoowaarrr
Qotw really doesn't help itself with it's reputation
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
A lad in my school was forced to fuck his sister by a load of older pupils
We didn't at all take the piss out of him for it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
What!?
What the fuck!? That is so obviously a lie.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
It might have been a lie but it was urban legend in our school
and he never denied it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
I'm with you, Al.

"Go on, fuck your sister or you'll get a kicking! And you better fuck her GOOD!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)
So he was made to rape his sister?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)
As I understand it, basically yes
I'd honestly forgotten about it until now. I appreciate it sounds like complete bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I believe you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)
That's wrong. Bragging.
POIDH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
That may be the ideal, but the reality is that a drunk daddy is the best they can hope for.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Ah fucken love you mann
*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

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