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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah but we're married so i own her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Ahh so it works like in Skyrim?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I wouldn't know, as I saidf I'm married IRL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
How much armour can she carry?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
not much but she can brew an "anti rohypnol potion"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Shhhiiiit, how do you get her to shut the fuck up?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Old fashioned methods
Baseball bat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
mouth full of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE!!!11!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Modern thinking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
It's gone full circle, heaven forbid the paper isn't ironed, my slippers aren't warmed, the kids are ready for bed and my whiskey isn't waiting when I get home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
You're so henpecked that chickens laugh at you as you walk past.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is in no way true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
cluck cluck cluck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

in no way
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
You're so under the thumb that your wife's thumb has been shortened by 6mm just by pressing down on your head.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
She presses that often he has to pretend to be a Hindu when he goes out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Her thumb reminds me of AA's penis : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Have you put that up your arse too?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)
*something about giving him a tip-off*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

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