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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My mate pissed in a letting agents letterbox
because they were cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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latest was 14 years ago)
This would be the only reason I'd want a penis.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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What about some special time with Darth?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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Ok, two reasons.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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What about being able to fondle yourself while watching the telly going "COR! I'd give her one! Wouldn't you give her one? I would."
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39,
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I can do that without a penis.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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I hadn't thought of that.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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Lucky Mrs DIT : /
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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A friend of mine pissed through Debenhams' letter box on the way back from a club once
Because we dared him to. And because he was a bastard.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39,
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as a young and drunken student
i gave my bf a blowie on the steps of debenhams one night.
i wanted to go to fortnums, but he didn't want to walk that far.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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Ha! the horror!
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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i had to be reminded of it the following morning
i was not happy with myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:53,
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Face in the mirror like a plasterer's radio again?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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