SELF ABSORBED POST IS SELF ABSORBED....
.... I was watching Regionald D Hunter's stand up on the way in, proper lol'ing all the way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Self absorbed?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Yeah', where I don't listen to anything in the thread and just talk about whatever I want to talk about. I do that sometimes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I generally start to join in later ontough

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

*looks forward to later*
How's the flat? Have you got all your new stuff in?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Totally awesome thanks =D
It's a proper pad, nice and lush, suites me down to the ground =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

nice sofa pun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Good man.
An Englishman's home is his castle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Have you heard Proffesor [something or other, the posh hip hop guy] 's song "Spelended" ?
That's me at the mo !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

0o0o0o0h, and I think a girl likes me, for real this time, me ! AND SHE'S A DOCTOR ! I should note though that I've never seen her in a medical way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)

IF I was a chick, you'd all be hating all up on me, I LIKE HER EVEN IF SHE WASN'T A DOCTOR.
A proper doctor, medical, she'll be a GP this time next year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

*jewishmotherprouds*
Oh yeah? Where did you meet this Lully lady?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:32, Reply)

We went to the same primary school for the first half of it. Our parents were BFFs back then but they just lost touch naturally.
My ma' and her ma' bumped into each other a few years ago, I added her on facebook, didn't think much of it, but we started talking a bit more and more 'till us talkin' all the time now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Been out on a date yet?
If not, why not?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)

True story, last weekend she was saying how she was bored and looking for something to do, that she'd "drive to just get out the house"... but my tablets had me mashed out.
You know what, f'ck it, I'll see if she's free this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Good luck Gonz.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I'm going to assume this will resolve itself a bit like that episode of Friday Dinner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

She wants you for spare parts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Haha, she won't get much of a deal there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Elemental.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

That's the fella !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Ace song that is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

there was a good clip on links the other day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

It's funny because he's black.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

And Jewish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

and gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:10, Reply)

And a Paki.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Are you confusing him with Chris Rock because he's also black?
THERE IS MORE THAN ONE BLACK COMEDIAN, SHAMBLES.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Chris Rock is white.
You've been taken in by THE MAN and his myths.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Crazy cracker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I can never tell the difference between Jasper Carrot and Lenny Henry.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Jasper Carrott is the one that USED to be funny.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

He did?
Christ. You must be well old.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I am.
Ask anyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I loved JC when I was growing up, I remember being really really young and seeing him on telly, in like, the late 80s, 'cus he was so old, even back then. He looked like 40 years old which is well ancient, even today.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)

jC? Jesus Christ?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Jasper Carrot

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Jasper Carrott is king of the Jews?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Chris rock's career ended the moment a Obama put his hand on that bible. He had one joke, about the president being a black man, and now it's gone.
Ironic that after all his ranting about the white man taking the black man's right, when it was a black man who took his only joke away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I've done a terrible racism, haven't I?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah. There is also Stephen K Amos
Who is black AND gay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Don't be silly.
That's Justin Fashanu.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Died while he was on a bender.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I liked the bit in Extras when they were asked to name "one funny black english comedian", and there was a poster of Lenny Henry on the wall, but they couldn't think of an awnser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Richard Blackwood.
The English Eddie Murphy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)

He fucking wishes.
While we're on the subject of "Black people we like", I'm a big fan of Andy Peters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Not enough of a fan to spell his name right.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Honestly love, if you follow that logic, then the only things/people I like are anything spelt with less than 4 letters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)