In an hour and a half I'm getting my hair dyed, it will almost certainly end in tears.
Then I'm locking myself away in the library because the 3000 word essay I thought was due in for next Friday is actually in for Monday. I should have probably started by now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Your hair will look shit, just sayin like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Leave it until Sunday night, or even first thing Monday.
You'll be fresh then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I had hair about 2' long, dark brown and curly
and went to about a number 6 cut and blonde one Saturday afternoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

At least I know I'm following in the path of someone older and wiser.
So I'm sure it'll look amazing now. Plus now I have someone to blame when my mum disowns me. "Sportscow did it mum, that's the only reason why I did".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Blame me
Good plan. I did it whilst working overtime on a Saturday. Spoke to one of the lads beforehand

"What are you doing at lunchtime"
"Cutting all my hair off and dyeing it blond"
"Oh"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Hahaha.
I'm getting it done cos I got all my loans and grants through yesterday, rich people get wacky haircuts so I've got to join the club. I'm also on the hunt for the biggest, blackest brass in Newcastle to come round and play Fifa with us for an hour. £120 is the going rate which I think is a bargain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

hahahaha!
Do it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Me and my housemates have been looking online for ages.
We haven't found anyone nearly big or black enough yet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

What's a brass?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Lady of the night.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Although in my school it meant a 'brassy' hard common girl who would beat you up and get fingered and that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

50% of the way there then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Also, this is the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I consider you my fun loving wacky North East uncle.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I shall change my sig in honour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

You're getting it professionally dyed?
you're such a Darth
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

haha!
Nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I don't get people who say 3000 words as a rediculously large amount for an essay.
Isn't that like 4-5 pages of A4, on a subject you know and love?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Also dude, you know when you were talking about Newcastle the other day, I didn't get it.
So you live in london and go Newcastle uni?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

That's the sort of essay the police make you write, and then sign.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Your hair's dead dark. Hope it don't go orange like one of those dusters,

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)