I'm going to see a French, black and white, silent film on Saturday.
No explosions of nuffink, look how kultered I am.

On Sunday I shall be going on one of the London Walks, this one's about Subterainian London, except it all seems to be above ground, so that should be cool, if a little odd.

ALt: I dunno, does Cock-monkey count?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It only counts as being cultured if it's a scarcely-known film only playing on three tiny screens in the whole country
When it's being tipped as the frontrunner for the Best Picture Oscar and has a huge publicity machine behind it, that's just going to the cinema.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'm going to a nice 'independent' cinema where you can drink beer while watching the film, does this help?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Massively yes, actually
Don'y overdo the beer or you'll break the seal too early and keep having to pop to the pisser during the film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)

good plan, he should drink shots of Tequila instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I may not partake.
2PM on a Saturday seems a little early, but we shall see how the mood takes me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Anytime before 11am would be a little early, 2pm is positively tardy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Fair point.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Are you going to sit there silently and knock one out?

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I doubt it, I prefer my popcorn sweet, rather than salty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

And how do you know it's French if no one is speaking?

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

GOOD QUESTION!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)

THE SMELL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I had wondered about that I shall report back to you on this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

So that is why the floor is sticky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)