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Glad you got it out of your system.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Is that a tactic your wife suggests? You know the one with the qualifications?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Does his wife have qualifications?
I've never seen him mention it. He must be terribly proud.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I'm just waiting for my gaz now. The Internet never forgets!
She must be a qualified carer to put up with that douche.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)
No.
But I am curious as to why you lot are annoyed with me, when I didn't post anything in here inflammatory. I had an exchange elsewhere with BGB and Fluffer. So what's your problem?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)
*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Put down your wife's textbook and stop using rationale and logic on the Internet.
Don't you know where you are?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Not you nakkers I spacked up the reply innit

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
mnnnnnnnng

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Is that an open question? Or only aimed The Bobster?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
iT'S AN OPEN QUESTION, ANSWER AT WILL

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Who the fuck is Will?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
In which case:
My problem is Dyslexia, depression and possibly borderline personality disorder. *looks proud*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)
You forgot your un-natural obsession with biscuits.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Pretty much an open question.
I haven't said anything nasty to anyone in here, or posted anything offensive. I had an exchange with Shambo which he chose to post publicly in here, and had words with BGB when she was unpleasant to me.

So why so pissy?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)
If it's any help, I don't give a shit about any of this rubbish.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)
me neither, I'm just hoping for a meltdown soomewhere

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Meh, seen it all before,
it'll be shit.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
but without hope, what do we have left?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Pun threads

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Pear would we be without them?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
that was apple-ing

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Chompy you are my second favourite b3tan

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Cheers toots
Seen The Artist yet?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Fucking right I have
It's more boss than I thought it would be.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I'm tempted to see it actually
even though I said it would be shit.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
What have you got to lose? £7.50 that's what.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Or less on Orange wednesdays!
I might go next week. I'll let you know my opinion!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
That's when i went.
And then Uncle Nicky didn't give me my [half of £7.50]
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Theiving scum!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
he now says he'll pay for War Horse because he wants to have a cry
and nobody else will go and cry with him
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He's shit.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
But he's OUR shit, ok!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
He was my shit first.
I made him the shit he is today.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I thank you, humbly I do.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Can you validate me with a number please?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I haven't thought about it
I'll base it on our interaction from here onwards
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
You are lookin' dead hot today

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I know!
it's these jeans.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Unfurl your eyebrows a bit. OK?
Now raise your heavy eyes.
Bit more. Tiny bit more. Sweet.
See that thing there? It's the address bar. See what it says? www.b3ta.com
It's an irreverent website predominately peopled by sarcastic English nerds.

Hope this helps. xxx
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I'm not pissy.
:P
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)
You smell pissy though.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)
that's because he is a filty socialist

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Fuck off marketing-wanker.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I was just about to say that we could be friends again

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
"again"?
Oh how we flatter our selves Mr Capitalist Pig.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
You have a cold ,cold heart for a socialist
and sometimes your words, they hurt
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You sound like Quentin.
One must be ruthless with the Enemies of The Revolution
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)
*facepalms*

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I thought you had me on Ignore.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I thought she had you on the kitchen table?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I said I was ignoring you, not have you on ignore.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Ah.
That's all I ask, really. As I've been not engaging with you in anything. I see no reason for hostility between us.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
ENGAGINGLOLZ

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Oh no. Absolutetly no reason for hostility between us at all.
Idiot.

Soz Roota but he's on my turf.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
You are a pair of fuckwits.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
also 'turf'!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I need details!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
They went out. He dumped her.
A while after, he met someone he didn't want to dump.
She has a very good job.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Lol!
I'm off home in a bit. I'll leave shambles to him.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Hasta luego chica

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
He has mushrooms growing on his cock

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)
And he left skiddy boxies on her kitchen table

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)
and they weren't even *his* skiddy boxers.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Turf? Really?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Yeah and my dads bigger than your dad.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Hi dad's dead you rotten bully!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Do you have aspergers?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
full spectrum autistic-AIDS

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I've rarely seen such a dazzling lack of self awareness.
I feel like a terrible bully everytime I say anything to him knowing it's just going to float right over his head.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Awwww. Bubba. Don't take it personally.
It's not your fault that you're a pompous dick who has to rely on his wife's degree to compensate for his own failings. On the internet.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
My wife has a better degree than me, can you all respect me more now please?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Well I can't speak for everybody.
But I certainly couldn't respect you any less.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)
this is good to know

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Whatever, Fluffer.
I'm not the douche who posts private exchanges. I'd say that was more desperation on your part than anything else.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Yeah. You've got me there.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Why'd you call him fluffer?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
To make me cry. The horrid bully.
*sob sob sob*

(I'm not even sure what it means ... isn't that what they call the people who suck dick out of shot on porno sets?)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Yes, or pet rabbits.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Why would you suck the dick of a pet rabbit?
Are you some sort of sick pervert?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
It has been claimed.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
yes...they get the actors "ready"

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I'm not quite sure why uncle pomposity thinks that would be an insult or a nickname.
Is it an American thing?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Because that's his nickname at work, or so I'm told.

www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1502472
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
You're almost as proud of that as you are of your wife's qualification, aren't you?
Bless your socks.

Assuming you can afford socks on the pocket money she gives you.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
No, but I do find it amusing.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
You appear to be the only one.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
May I just say,
At the start of this little exchange I liked Dr. Sham less than you, as it goes on I'm reversing my opinions.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Gay.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I didn't say I liked you any better cock-end
but you are succeeding in making him look bad.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Bully.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Aye, that'll be me.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

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