I'm here on and off
I can't see Cavy's house because I refuse to sign Facebook - sorry Cavy, I'll just have to imagine it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's rilly rilly cool.
SHe has a foldy downy chair in her shower so you can sit down and relax and awesome hallucination-inducing carpets and a shed that makes me hard, and an ale tree that I just bet grows poisoned apples.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

An ALE tree!
Oh Cavy I love you will you marry me I mean I do love you and it's not just about the tree of ale...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I'm afraid it's apples
I could try and make cider from them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Oh..well it's OVER between us.
I'm sorry, it's not about the misunderstanding about the ale tree, it's...it's...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

*distraught*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

You'll get over it
Everyone else has, remarkably quickly in some cases.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

s'OK
it's not that exciting to look at, I imagine. Except the shed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I look at houses for a living
They're rarely exciting.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

just imagine one of those, but with a really cool shed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I'm seeing this shed
But I've seen a lot of sheds too. Why is yours so cool?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

it's kinda greeny blue
and has windows with net curtains and window boxes and from what I can see of inside there seems to be a workshop in there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

On your next trip to B&Q
Buy a chargeable power screwdriver with posidrive and flat heads.

You'll use it forever, but most immediately use it to remove the lock and get in. You have a shed of secrets.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

yay!
I have a cool screwdriver with lots of different heads, but it's nt a powered one.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

You need a powered one
Three most important tools for the homeowner:-

1 - Powered screwdriver
2 - Flathead screwdriver with rubber handle
3 - Big hammer
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

need
got
got
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Don't listen to the foppish one!
You need this: www.tooled-up.com/Product.asp?PID=146587&Referrer=nextag
Add a 6mm Bosch multi-construction bit, some red plugs and a box of 2"#8 screws, a magnetic bit-holder and a handful of diamond-coated pz2 bits and the job's a winner. Oh, and an Estwing hammer too ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

OMG
that's hot!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

The pariah pretends he knows
But he's just a professional builder - what does he know, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Fuck all, that's what I know.
And I'll hand out Chinese burns or hair-rufflage to any damned fool or communist who suggests otherwise.
Aight?
Aight!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Just had a spin through the week's stuff
Then just stopped because Cavy has had another shout out on 6 Music.

Oh you 6 music whore.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

yay!
Tom Ravenscroft says I should paint my lounge orange
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I'm going to try this myself next week
This could be a competition. Trouble is there's a "Simon from Bradford" who quite often gets mentioned already and it's not me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I've been mentioned a million times
in the olden days I was on a few times each week and won a couple of competitions. There was one time when they came round to my flat to see if they could broadcast from there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Srz? Golly
Feeling overwhelmed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I'm like a celebrity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I didn't know "Annie from Swansea" then so it never clicked
Gaz on it's way
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm missing all the fun by playing Ludo with the bairn and the mrs.
That's all the fun I can handle at the moment ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)