why was b3ta fucked? what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, 20 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Weird error message.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

dunno I got a 504 error.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Al sat on it and it broke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Monty didn;t have 50p for the meter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

it became self-aware and decided to kill itself rather than process all your shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

sorry, just wanted to join in
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Roota nicked the cables and sold them to a scrappy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

psychochomp raped the mainframe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

toryboy slashed its budget

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

HaHa!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Quentin doesn't even have a "thing" yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Amberl used all the power to reanimate herself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

battered took it offline til he could think of something funny*


*ie never
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

that other person got tired of EXPLAINING HIMSELF
and blew up b3ta in the past, the resulting time flux caused it to go down, but causality meant he had no reason to go abck so it came back on again after
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Stunned drank it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

its mum called it in for tea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Davvers applied to repair it but is 'waiting to hear back'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Speaking. How may I help you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Well, I'd ask for a loan of a fiver
but I suspect I'd have more luck turning Ed Milliband into an electable prime minister.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

it met Bob Crow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

You're all wrong
I nationalised it and it ran with the kind of shining efficiency we have all come to expect from the public services of soviet countries. Anyone complaining was sent to the gulags.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

And what time do you call this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

17:35

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶i̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶i̶e̶s̶
British Leyland.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

do you mean:
public services of soviet countries British Leyland.

Now edit and make me look like a spastic
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

That won't be necessary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry Boyce
But I do rather think you may be confusing me with your self.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Your apology is too little, too late.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Probably because I don't really care about your pathetic alzheimer's
*in a Monty voice* "What time is it? Who am I? Are you the nurse? I seem to have wet myself"

Just kill you self and put us all out of your misery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Quentin made some badly-spelt but cuttingly accurate observations about it and it COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

7) Turkey

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Ah fucking hell Jeff, hiya mate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Alright Roots

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Rob wanked on the bbc electron again.

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Acorn electron
BBC Micro
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

NERD

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Jock.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

this works on more than one level!

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