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Restart the coal mining industry by forcing criminals to mine coal for free.
The problem of high costs evaporates, plus we have energy independence for a century or three.
Carbon footprint go to hell.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:52, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh, man. This idea is special even by your Sunshine Bus standards.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Dude.
There's no coal left.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Thats not what all the moaning anti-Thatcherites said.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I put it to you
that those dimwits genuinely believed that just because there was no coal, that did not mean they should not still have coal-mining jobs 'because their dads had done it and that was all they knew how to do'. As if ACTUALLY there was shit-loads of coal but THATCHER AND HER CRONIES closed the mines, with all the associated negative PR, just because they were cunts who fancied a LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

They closed the mines in the manner that they did because of a pathological fear of trade unions and publically owned industry.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Even though they were chock-full of valuable coal?
Really?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I'll let you read what I actually wrote.
Take your time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Hahah sorry trying to do this shit on the sly.
I'm genuinely not retarded, normally.

Ask anyone.


Honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I'm doing full spikey finger joey belming at you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Oh man I am SHAMED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Turns out full spikey finger joey belming gets you odd looks in an open plan office.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Maybe you'll be allowed to go home early because of your 'seizure'.
Flick one of your shoes off for added effect. They love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

PS there are some people I do not advise you ask.
I'll gaz you a list.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

No they didn't.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

LIES.
Thatcher just hid it.

Oh, wait..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

She hid half of it under Scargill's comb-over.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I knew she was up to something.
Well, something beyond the utter destruction of the blue-collar population north of Oxford, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

You really are a fucking idiot.
Take yourself off the internet for a decade.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Stop oppressing his basic human right to be a stupendous fucking dick, online, man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Fair point.
I'm a dreadful bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I've been looking at Landfill mining this afternoon,
I think we can expect that to be a big thing in the next decade. As they get better at getting rid of the 75% which is just soil.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Some estimates say for every 50 acre site there will be about 240,000 tons of steel and 20,000 tons of aluminum
$470 per ton for steel at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

see i wondered why they weren't doing this already
those shit heaps are like recycling goldmines
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

The problems seem to be
that there aren't any specific machines to mine scrap heaps designed. So they have to use normal earth moving equipment which doesn't really like having fridges dropped on it.
Plus asbestos and trapped methane gas.
Still those problems could be sorted fairly easily with a bit of thought.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

They should take 'urban mining' one step further and recycle Sunderland

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

do you know how when they recycle paper it comes out worse than before, so the toilet roll is really shitty?
imagine if they did that to Sunderland
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Really shitty?
Recycled toilet paper is RECYCLED TOILET PAPER WITH SHIT ON?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

well if it hadn't been used before then it wouldn't be recycled
DUH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

it's not usually recycled from toilet paper.
it's recycled from, well, recycled paper. So it might have Daily Mail on it, actually, so I'll take my chances with shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

i know and they wash it right?
cos i don't wanna be wiping my bum with no snot rag
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

altho sometimes i do with my own, for the economies sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

£900 per ton of alluminium.
I know I'm mixing currency, shut up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Don't lie.
You've been looking at Marmite mining this afternoon and we all know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Nope, that's for later.
It's a fucking goldmine monts, you're talking about £10's of millions of pounds per landfill. If you can keep the costs down enough.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

It's something I've been predicting for some time, actually.
People will be going through that shit like Indian slum-kids and will not fucking believe what we used to throw away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

right now your actually talking sense and everyone disagreeing with you just seems to be doing so for the sake of it
i endorse everything freefair says from now on
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

He's an idiot.
Why use prisoners for the labour camps when we have a ready supply of negroes, jews and homosexuals.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

cos thats morally questionable, but using prisoners isn't
the US do it alot, and they have a great human rights record
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)

And don't forget China.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

they don't have prisons in china, they have wellbeing camps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I can't wait to migrate there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

will you be back for the summer?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It seems unlikely.
I have dissident tendencies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

then you mean emigrate, you fuckwit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

No I don't.
But thanks for your concern about my literacy. I'll take it into serious consideration in the event that I have a stroke and plummet to your level.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

YEAH YOU DO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

F.A.S.T.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

i don't know what that is
so I'm going to immigrate to poland
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

French Anal Sex Toilet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

where can i get one of those?
if i happened to be interested in taht kind of thing?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

They sell them in France.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

you mean the real france or France the shop?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Your actual France.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

On the high street, by Netto's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

nah i am british
parents are italian tho, so not far off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Errr.
You foreign cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

santa merda!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Hey - Santa is NOT SHIT, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)

I say use the negroes, Jews and homosexuals.
Although the benders wouldn't be able to do much heavy lifting, what with those wrists of theirs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

They do, I've heard they take prisoners on free trips to the Middle East
and then they take them wake-boarding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Soppy yoghurt knitting liberal tree hugger cunts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I blame Barak OSama and his muslamic rapegun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

YEAH.
I PISS ON er, hang on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

*lifts Barak OSama and his Muslamic Rapegun straight to the top of planned next band names*
Or, at the very least, it's a cracking name for a debut album.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

'Muslamic Rapegun' is good, I'll grant you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)