I went to a Burns night supper with my parents a few years ago.
It was some masonic lodge thing, all very serious. They hadn't realised that they forgot to turn on the oven, so the dinner was an hour late, the guy doing the speech was a last minute replacement and totally speaking off the cuff, and my mum and I kept giggling and getting dirty looks from the proper masonic wives.

The guy speaking wa telling us about Burns and his life, but he kept getting things mixed up. Poor Burns moved into the same village about four times before my mum and I lost it completely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

"Lick my minge"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

With a helpful diagram

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I never thought I would hear those words from such a lady

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

She's a right old filth bag.
Honestly, they're always talking about sex. It's fucking embarrassing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yes I was uncomfortable when you lot watched those rude singers on youtube.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

One of Burns' less well received po-yems.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

This is the most sensible thing I've seen online today.
Bear in mind, I've checked my bank statement, and clocked both Reuter's and BBC news.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

y'welcome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)