as a resident of Scotland
I shall be making pizza as themissus doesn't like haggis. Yeah, I know, she's broken.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Deep fried, natch.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Deep fried pizza?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

fucksocks, no.
Although, I suppose I could. Out of tradition and that. There's the thorny issue of whether to batter it first, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Your wife?
Come on, it's Burns Night, give her one day off, for fucks sake!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Hahahaha...

Scottishdomesticviolencelol
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

roffle.
I'll stay off the stella then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

MUST be battered or it'd be disgusting. :+(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

nah, you can have both
since I've tried neither I'm not in a position to say, but apparently battering it makes it better for you as it absorbs less fat. The mind quite literally boggles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

My local chippie in Glasgow did deep-fried cheese and onion sandwiches.
Available battered or unbattered.

None of my Glaswegian friends had living grandparents.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

A battered cheese and onion sandwich might just actually work
hmm...........
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Try a haggis topped pizza for yourself.
And a deep fried Mars Bar.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

since deep fried confectionary is merely a ploy to fuck up tourists
no ta.

haggis on pizza, though. Hmmm.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I'd eat that.
Mind you as someone who's been eating Buzz Lightyear Xmas decorations all morning, this is not the ringing endorsement it might first appear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

To Intensive Care, and BEYOND!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Excellent, I have lolled and I have clicked

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Haggis pizza is NOM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)