Annoyingly I normally end up daydreaming about work stuff
Pah!

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Spuds for mash, scuds for Israeli deaths
Scud is also used in Sunderland as a term for fucking.
i.e.
"I'd scud her all owa"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Used up here, too*
*by me, mainly
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I thought it was just a Sunderland thing
I'm glad it is in wider use!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I havent heard that
what a beautiful and romantic part of the world you chaps live in.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I had a colleague once, who
when confronted with a particularly irksome female client, would exclaim after she'd gone "She needs a bloody good scudding, that'd sort her out".

The charmer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

We do that
It's chos up here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

scud was used as a word for porn where I grew up
As in, "man, that's some weapons-grade granny scud you found in that hedge"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

same here
Although I believe that "weapons-grade" is an anachronism in this context.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I reckon I was about 10
I'd say I wouldn't have known what anachronism meant, but I was a cunt child, so I probably did.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Scuds are underclothes.
Your example still works.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

We once found a MASSIVE pair of granny pants blown up against the fence on the rec.
We got a person in each leg. Then we tried for a third person in the middle but he scraped his foot down the ankle of one of the current occupiers which started a fight. A fight in a pair of massive granny pants. Best fight ever. In a pair of massive granny pants.

/granny pant fisticuffs anecdote
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Cool story, bro.
Needs more grannies and shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)

needs more bommyknocker

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

then we had some hunny the end

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Not up here
If you described someone as being 'in the scud' they would be naked.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)