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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I often find my brain drifts off normally while talking to dull people. You know the sort of how far is the nearest star daydream type things.

However last night I became somewhat distracted and realised I had been wondering how many dairy farmers get caught trying to wank with a milking machine each year? I mean it has to be quite a few but you never hear of it.

What do you day dream of?

Alt, Spuds or Scuds
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:17, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I daydream about putting my cock in the bacon slicer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)
It can be arranged.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)
*ouch*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)
*awaits Blousie starting to slice bacon*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Don't, she'd get the sack too.
/Monkhouse
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Jeannie with the light brown hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)
With Larry Hagman

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I generally keep my daydreams to Barbara Eden
but if you want to fantasise about Larry Hagman then don't let me stop you.

(edit: to be honest I often bring in Elizabeth Montgomery for a bit of nose-twitching spice)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Yes. My wank bank is in black and white. What of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Annoyingly I normally end up daydreaming about work stuff
Pah!

Alt:
Spuds for mash, scuds for Israeli deaths
Scud is also used in Sunderland as a term for fucking.
i.e.
"I'd scud her all owa"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Used up here, too*
*by me, mainly
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I thought it was just a Sunderland thing
I'm glad it is in wider use!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I havent heard that
what a beautiful and romantic part of the world you chaps live in.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I had a colleague once, who
when confronted with a particularly irksome female client, would exclaim after she'd gone "She needs a bloody good scudding, that'd sort her out".

The charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
We do that
It's chos up here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
scud was used as a word for porn where I grew up
As in, "man, that's some weapons-grade granny scud you found in that hedge"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)
same here
Although I believe that "weapons-grade" is an anachronism in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I reckon I was about 10
I'd say I wouldn't have known what anachronism meant, but I was a cunt child, so I probably did.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Scuds are underclothes.
Your example still works.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)
We once found a MASSIVE pair of granny pants blown up against the fence on the rec.
We got a person in each leg. Then we tried for a third person in the middle but he scraped his foot down the ankle of one of the current occupiers which started a fight. A fight in a pair of massive granny pants. Best fight ever. In a pair of massive granny pants.

/granny pant fisticuffs anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Cool story, bro.
Needs more grannies and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)
needs more bommyknocker

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)
then we had some hunny the end

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Not up here
If you described someone as being 'in the scud' they would be naked.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I'm currently thinking how i can use these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18Z3UnnS_0
to sort stuff in my soon to be landfill mining empire.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I dream a lot about shopping and never being able to find what I want.
I also once dreamt I was snogging with Eddie Murphy in a bush.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)
And when you woke up your pillow was gone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)
No but Eddie has buggered off without saying goodbye.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)
A familiar story eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Not any more. I've learnt to lock the door so they have to wake me up first.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
They'll only end up jumping out the window in a last act of desperation

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
The first act being getting into bed with Blousie?
Oh now that was just nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)
She's got too much loving to give

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
It's bursting out of me Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
me too, it's why I'm banned from the tube

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I've had that dream.
He uses too much tongue. Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
it's a common problem

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Hiding 'neath the wings of bluebirds
but then alarms go off and ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)
my friend is selling this futon she got from Dreams beds for her hot 18 year old daughter
i said i'd help her sell it, and as there are a lot of creepy perves her i thought i'd let you have firtst dibs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Futons are crap.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)
sounds like this one might be a fairly good sofa bed tho
cost over £500 quid new, and still has 18 year old girl smell(apparently)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
If she was only 9 that might drum up more interest

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)
i'd give her one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahalol!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Did she piss on it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
if you like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
if it's cheap and in or deliverable to SE London, I might be interested
As I am looking for a replacement for my sofa and a sofa bed would be good. Gaz me details, assuming this is not some lolarious windup
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
It's a perv trap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
*something about star wars*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Thank you Admiral Apebar

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Be that as it may.
I wouldn't say no to a cheap but decent quality sofa bed right now. I would not be planning to sniff it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)
i've asked her for photos, price etc, i'll let you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
But what about the sofa bed?
JAJAHAAHAHAHA!!111"!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)
oh its on form today!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Cheers quenters
*obligatory joke about 18-year-old*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)
All sorts, depends entirely what's on my mind at that time.
Alt: Spuds are food, but 'Spud' was the nickname of one of the group who gave me shit in 6th form, so whilst I'm fine with potatoes, I hope that cunt dies. Painfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)
By being boiled, fried and mashed?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
That'd work for me

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Death to the bullies !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I was going to suggest you let it go
as it was a long time ago. Then I realised that it wasn't that long ago for you...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)
blub blub blub blub they (hyperventilates) ... they called me hworrible names blub blub blub blub

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)
What sort of names do you think they called him, Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)
well let me see
cockend would be appropriate, mong faced spaz, fucking wanker with skiddy pants err yeah that too, trampballs

ALLVERYHURTFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

HURTFUL ACCURATE
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

accu despe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)
All very desperate?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)
When people spread around a town I've only just moved to that I'm a paedophile, I tend to take offfence at these things

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I can see why
It hardly gives you a chance to nonce any of the kids
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Exactly!
The fuckers already knew to run, ruined every chance I had of getting laid for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
That Sarah's law is a bitch right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Freefair says it's ok at school, what's your problem

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Yes but FF is at primary school. AA was talking about secondary school.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)
You should have nonced their younger siblings to teach thema lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)
See, where were you at the time?
This advice just comes a few years too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
He was too busy noncing at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)
wait for him to have kids and nonce them right up the shit pipe
'spud' will feel bad for not protecting them and fall into alcoholism and depression, his wife will leave him for the local pimp, his kids will hate him and eventually he'll kill himself, job done
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)
You know what Ape, sometimes, just sometimes, you're alright.
I shall start planning immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)
"nonce them right up the shit pipe"
Fucking brilliant! 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)
breasts mainly
alt: Spud guns, sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Well, that's cancer sorted then
www.wgrz.com/news/article/152242/37/Roswell-Park-Makes-Major-Annoucement-on-Cancer-Vaccine

Now perhaps they can started working on serious problems like getting rid of my beer gut without me having to exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)
*smokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I hate the way the media just report the press releases from drug companies
rather than actually check or question any of their massivley biased claims.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
While I am not a scientist...
I do seem to remember being told that cancer could not be cured, for the same reason that the common cold could not be cured, too many varieties all of which would need separate cures etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)
It's a genetic mutation though
Surely that is common to all cancers?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I believe each cancerous event can be different in each patient
so the best current drugs are tailored to that individual
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
So everyone's cancer is special to them?
That's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Sounds lovely now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
"You're not just a tumour to me. You're MY tumour"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
...and I love you like the cancerous growth you are

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Yes....
but, and again I'm not a scientist, each cold is a virus, but they are all different.. I may be pushing the analogy too far here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I think this would be an ecumanical matter.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
clickies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)
erm, no.
Sorry and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Does that mean I got a science right Mr Badger Sir?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)
it's pretty much it, yeah.
I mean at the deepest level it's pointlessly complicated but "they're all different" is the best short explanation there is. Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
*prouds*
I totally done a science, Sporto is a thickie.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
*pats on head*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I bow down to badger's knowledge in this matter
That was how it was explained to me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)
it the fact that cancerous cells are generally due to a genetic mutation of healthy cells
yes.

It's not the same genetic mutation every time though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
oh wait
www.nytimes.com/2012/01/25/health/brown-fat-burns-ordinary-fat-study-finds.html?_r=2&hp

SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Racist bollocks!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:01, Reply)
My bollocks were always an equal opportunities pair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I bet they're both white aren't they?
You could have had a white one and a black one you racist!!!11
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
this happens to me too
it can be quite a shock when brought back to earth. i daydream about weekend plans or books i'm reading or shag flashbacks... anything really.

why is a potato called a spud anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Well I'm bored enough to find out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Etymology
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Probably related to the spud, a sharp digging tool for removing weeds that might have been used to dig up potatoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Basically if I ever win the Euro Millions I know exactly what I'll be doing with it.
It would have to be £150m though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)
It's coats, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
he doesn't pay for those

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Surprisingly not.
I sold eleven coats today, what the fuck is happening to me?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I don't even own 11 coats!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I don't think I've even owned eleven coats over the course of my life

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Are you Northern?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
A man with more than
4 coats, and 5 pairs of shoes/ trainers etc is quite clearly a bumder. I will brook no argument to this.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
*bums bonzo*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Woo hoo
pushes back...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
*counts shoes*
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Good Man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I've got about 30 items of footwear
at least 20 are related to specialist sporting activites though.

ditto coats.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

related to specialist sporting activites pairs of wellies I wear when out dogging
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
fuck off.
It's dogging brogues or nowt round my way.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)
brogues is well gay.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I know
that's why I wear them when I'm trawling the docks for sailor cock.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)
All is right in Badger Town then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I have more than that, only counting Army surplus stuff
so you can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
How the shuddering fuck can anyone have 11 coats to sell
this is coming from someone who likes clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Because my wardrobe is vast and amazing.
But I need to streamline. Those eleven (which I never, ever wear any more) will fund maybe one or two fantastically cool ones.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Goks/

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
My anus is vast and amazing and yet i don't feel the need to fill it with cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
...apart from Friday nights on Wandsworth Common

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)
What the hell does that even mean?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
He has a fat arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I hate men with fat arses.
It's not natural. Men have small arses.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I have pert buttocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
( )'( )

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
He was suggesting that has lots of coats because he has a large wardrobe, which is pretty retarded logic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
*puts hand up*
Leather jacket, leather trench coat, full length flappy job, velvet frock coat, two more velvet jackets, brown blazer type thing, another brown jacket that looks like leather but isn't, denim jacket, sheepskin job, red nehru style, three-quarter length black coat, black bomber style thing, fleece.

Edit. Oh, and a nice warm winter coat but the zip is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Long black coat, dog walking coat, other coat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I also used to have a leather Mandarin style jacket which was awesome
but it got ripped on a fence post.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Well if we are counting jackets as well...
blue cord jacket, tweed jacket, biege linen jacket, grey linen jacket, grey blazer, blue blazer, long work coat, snowboard jacket, lightweight casual jacket, morning coat, grey suit jacket, black suit jacket...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You are no Phil Collins, that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)
There you go then.
I missed out suit jackets, so that's another five.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
a snowboard jacket is clearly a coat, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)
So is a morning coat, i was conglomerating jackets and coats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Overcoat, leather jacket, denim jacket (never worn), puffa jacket, cord jacket, couple of waterproofs, trendy prada thing that I am too old and uncool to wear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
BEST SUBTHREAD EVA!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Coat.
Other coat.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)
*correct amount of coat fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Technically I suppose I do also have
'Left on a train to Edinburgh coat', but I don't wear that one anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)
*hand up too*
Navy Overcoat, Spring 3/4 Length Overcoat, 2 x Snowboarding Jackets, Cycling Jacket, Shell Jacket, Spring Short Jacket, Layering Jacket, 2 x Suit Jacket, 2 x Blazer, 2 x Leather Jacket.

30+ pairs of shoes too. I'm such a frightful bender.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Oh dear.
Bent but sartorially elegant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)
is it mining landfills?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Or filling landmines?
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Nah, the bottoms gone out of that market
Along with the legs, one arm, an eye, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Becoming a shareholder in a shit london club, that's a good way of getting rid of it very quickly

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Even in Uni I managed to keep of the drugs so I do not have any expericne.
However I also think people should have the freedom to use their own money to buy drugs and use them as they wish, as it is their choice.
I do not think any public money should be used to fund such drug use however. We have to have priorities.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

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