When people spread around a town I've only just moved to that I'm a paedophile, I tend to take offfence at these things

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can see why
It hardly gives you a chance to nonce any of the kids
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Exactly!
The fuckers already knew to run, ruined every chance I had of getting laid for years!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

That Sarah's law is a bitch right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Freefair says it's ok at school, what's your problem

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yes but FF is at primary school. AA was talking about secondary school.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

You should have nonced their younger siblings to teach thema lesson

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

See, where were you at the time?
This advice just comes a few years too late!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

He was too busy noncing at the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

wait for him to have kids and nonce them right up the shit pipe
'spud' will feel bad for not protecting them and fall into alcoholism and depression, his wife will leave him for the local pimp, his kids will hate him and eventually he'll kill himself, job done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

You know what Ape, sometimes, just sometimes, you're alright.
I shall start planning immediately!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

"nonce them right up the shit pipe"
Fucking brilliant! 10/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)