Good pub:
1. Either no music or good music
2. Not too many people
3. Within two minutes’ walk from my house
4. Open fire in winter
5. Decent beer and food
6. Whites only
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Open fires are great things
My friend used to work in a pub with one, I'd spend Sunday evenings in there with her, the place was empty, it was great.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

The only food should be crisps and nuts.
Most pubs serving food nowadays fall into two categories:
Shite pub grub, either microwaved or deep-fried
or Gastro pubs which serve over-priced food and neglect the pub side of things.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Needs moar pork scratchings.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Place near me serves an exceptional lamb shank with mustard mash for £8.50
Absolutely terrific
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

it makes every fibre of my body shudder to admit it
but actually some of the food at wetherspoons is ok. and i really like allbarone and the slug and the pitcher and piano.

god, the p&p used to do this sharer thing, it was a 20 piece combo of cheddar, mozzarella, brie and goats cheese, each batttered and deep-fried. can you imagine how many calories that must have had?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Pikey

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

A wetherspoons mixed grill is rather enjoyable the morning after the night before.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

This^
Saved my life after my stag do, that did
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Ha ha

It contains 208% of your recommended daily fat in take

www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/food/menu/breakfast/breakfast-9
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

racist
just because i have irish grandparents
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Where I live, nearly everyone has at least one Irish grandparent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

so, britain then
see also, USA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You can take the girl out of the north...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

whites only?
wow you feel strongly about your breads.

i would say wines, but i've seen you guzzle red, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

My favourite wine is Cornas.
I fucking love that shit, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)