The best pub in London, if not the world, is The Palmtree.
It's a magical place. Once, they had some very old looking prawns in a bowl on the bar, so you could help yourself.

They were in a dog bowl.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:14, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wo ist Die Palmtree?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

www.timeout.com/london/bars/venue/2%3A15148/palm-tree
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Ahhh. I've been there a couple of times.
Proper boozer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It's ace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Is that the place you and I ended up at last time we had a beer?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

No that was The Griffin in Shoreditch.
The SECOND BEST pub.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Saw this, and thought of you
Mildly amusing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Same jeans.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Same nose

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

His guitar is better than any of yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Shame he wasn't as good at playing it as me, eh?
Or as white.

Or as good as me at vomiting without dying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

SACRILEGE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

is it a statue of Jimmi?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Jawohl
It's in Seattle
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

And the best bar is Gordon's Wine Bar.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

If you're bent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

or a tourist
or have never been to any other wine bar ever.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I don't think it's a tourist place. Seems to be full of people who work nearby most of the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Cunts then?
This must be true, as I work nearby and I'm a cunt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Not helped by PWC having an office directly across the road.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Absolutely.
I'm actually not THAT close. I'm the other side of the river, I just walk past it a couple of times a week if I need to go to my bank or to go to the comic shop on Wednesdays.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah God that Pete Waterman is a right cunt and Sonia never gets a round in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

You'll never stop her from loving you though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

My good friend works there...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Lies
You dont have any friends
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

OH GOD THE AWFUL TRUTH :' -((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Or really like draft white port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

NOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Ever drunk this?
www.waitrosewine.com/230508717/Product.aspx?source=gs

It is absolutely incredible. My dear old father got me into that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

No but I will certainly try it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I thought sherry was 'not for me' until I tried it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

It's becasue you are of a certain vintage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I fucking love proper sherry (not that shit cream stuff)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

probly shouldn't be shopping at waitrose if your a povver

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

It's how I maintain my poverty at tip-top level.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)