i have lots
some from school and some from uni and some from work.

i was just washing my hands in the ladies when an unknown "lady" in one of the cubicles behind me let rip with a fart so offensively loud and long that i actually jumped and gasped with shock. i thought monty's luftwaffe cousins had come to strafe the building.

how fucking disgusting is THAT?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:16, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We all pass wind Swipey.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)

firstly, i NEVER do
and secondly, seriously. whoever that is has........ major major problems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Bullshit. It's a biological impossibility to never break wind.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I'm betting that swipey lifts the duvet every night with her gusset trumpets.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I'm gonna go out in a limb here and say swipey is being fasheeshus here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

is he the guy that says awooga nad pats people on the fanny?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)

No that's Akabussi.
Also, nad pats?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

You can get arrested for that

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

bloke i know got sent down for 18 months for patting someones arse
true story
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Doesn't stop it being grim.

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

at least she went to the bogs to do it.
For christ's sake, if you can't even fart in the loo, where can you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

But my wife's right here, on the sofa...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

How is the little trumpet trouser btw ?
She was going to ring last night.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Knackered her back at work yesterday so went to bed early.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

You think that's sick, check this.
www.lamebook.com/seeing-red/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

That is brilliant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

*puts down cranberry juice*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)