Forget the wall paper
get them to take the pay-as-you-go meter right the fuck out of the house and put you on a proper grown-up tariff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I am going to
as soon as I've moved in. I had one in a rented house, they suck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I had a coin-operated one as a stoodent.
You could unlock the coin box with a bent pin and keep putting the same fifty pence through. The landlord had an awful tiff with the gas board. Terrible thievery.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I now imagine you as Top Cat
only with a gas meter rather than a phone box
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Why did Top Cat
Wear a hat and a waistcoat but no kegs?

"I'm very smart but I'm displaying my genitals to the world."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

because waistcoats and hats are cool
trousers are for chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

plus, he was a cat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

cats aren'ty concerned with nudity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

they have fur

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

my friend dreamt about a cat in lingerie
once, but that's another, more gross story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I experienced sexual confusion about the girl playing the cat in a dick whittington pantomime as a child.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

*BANG!*
shot me another furry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Pah.
My PVC and fun-fur wings are like a shield of steel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I used to think that Cheetara was attractive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

*BANG!*
this hunt is going well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I have a fake fur coat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

For you, going out in the cold
must be like going yiffing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Aw man! I love dry humping.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I have two cats
Where's your gun?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I don't shoot actual ones
unless your cats like shagging people in cat costumes, or cats in human costumes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Both are clipped out
But maybe a woman dressed as a cat...?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I also have a bit of a thing for lady newsreaders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

That's just sad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Well, Bruce and Williams.
And Rachel Riley.

Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Rachel Riley...
I'd do...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Get in the queue Grandad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I'm bigger than you lad.
One strike of my mighty fist would take you out of the Riley queue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are not, in any way, bigger than me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I am wider and heavier than you

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Evening TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Now then Dogboy.
Your holiday thing - move across to the left, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

You mean slower and fatter?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Moira Stewart?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Not my type.
Though I do like black birds (I nearly typed sistas but that would cause Bertloz). Favourite black bird at the moment is her that plays Denise on EastQuenders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)