A dinner party tonight...
... at which I'll be host so my G/F will panic but it'll all be groovy. Saturday I'll be fillingf & levelling a floor (rock&roll!). Sunday is twang club with me, Pooflake and various other serial guitar abusers murdering songs at a pub. Then a mahoosive roast lamb dinner in the evening.

New boss - very accommodating and keeps sending more money into my account for 'unforseen expenses, new equipment' etc.
Old boss - mindfucking control-freak bellend of the highest order.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Pfft, this is the internet, you can't have a girlfriend!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

as long as she's either inflatable or imaginary
he can.

Basically it needs to start with "i"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Also, insane, incontinent, etc

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Insolvent?
Incapacitated.
Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic another dimension another dimension another dimension another dimension?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Your girlfriend is Mike D?
Wowzers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

There's nothing hotter than a middle-aged jewish adolescent. Hummina hummina.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

That's in my head now.
You fucker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Good song though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

When Mixmaster Mike joined them they became better than they had ever been before.
He is fucking brilliant, that man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Their recent "Hot Sauce Commitie: Part 2" is excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I've not heard it.
They're the only act I can think of offhand whose debut was really shit but who have actually got better over a twenty+ year career.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Up as far as The Soft Bulletin
I think The Flaming Lips got progressively better with each album.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I have given them a try couple of times, but they do nothing for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Unbelievable though it may seem- my girlfriend is real!
Although what she's doing with a fat, sweaty internet shut-in like me god only knows!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Biding her time.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

d t

time ear
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

bidingchasing
timetail

I'm saying she's a dog.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Indian?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)