I shall be going to see my mum.
And trying to explain to her that the HS2 line is not going to be built for a couple of years, so she doesn't have to move out now. Her house is going to be bulldozed but not yet, and she will be getting market rate for it, about £300k. Its an opportunity to move to a bungalow (she can hardly climb the stairs)to an area where she would like to be, but no she wants to stay there.

Alt: My boss is a right cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:39, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should look into the buy and rent back thingy they're planning.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Possibly, but she's 87 and so she won't get a good rate.
She would hate that anyway. We are thinking of a warden assisted building, possibly gated to keep her from spreading fascism to the masses.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Once she has a nice heavy fall she'll never be the same, hopefully a hip fracture and all
it'll be icy this week
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

She's had a few falls, but always manages to survive.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I shall be going to see your mum
And trying to explain to her that by selling now and letting me manage the sale for a reasonable 20% fee will mean secruity and saftey for her in the future. I can get her a flat on teh top floor of a block in Hounslow with lovely views where we can crack on with our sordid sex affair unhindered.

Alt: Your boss thinks you are a right cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm not travelling all the way to Hounslow to have another go on his mum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

It'll all be streamed
GET IN!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Northolt. gaz me if you want the full address.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

S'ok, I've got it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I am a right cunt to my boss, except for delivering all the work he wants.
But its still not fair.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I never understand these people that get so upset about having their houses knocked down
when they will be paid a fair price for them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

This is the stupidest thing you've ever written

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Irritating hold outs, if it was worth saving it'd be listed, instead they whine about some shitty two up two down being where they were born and it's where they're going to die
just fuck off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Quite.
Especially at the moment when you'd never sell your house.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

and it's up against some serious competition

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

When I kicked your mum's back doors in she seemed positively pleased about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)