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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't know if it would be easier to just pay the entry fee, since it costs £25 to register for the marathon. But I reckon I'll drink that much lucozade so I'll break even.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I got peanuts all over my dick.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
You are LITERALLY the first person I have ever seen make a joke based on the fact that the old name for a snickers is the same as that of a long distance running event.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Monty will be impressed with your act, he can't stand up without his helper these days due to him being such a senile old bellend.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)
he thinks it's all for him. And the waiters have to help spoon it into his mouth because he can't use cutlery anymore.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)
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