Maaarnin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:47, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nope, having a shaaart

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

morning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I've got a bit of a cold.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

ohhh diddums.
I've been to the dentist. :(
I don't like the dentist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Is there a correlation between the occurences of your "bit of a cold"
and nights out with Stunned?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Hahaha I have no idea why you might say this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

That's fucking libel, that is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Is it?
"It is usually a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You have to PROVE it's true. You can't just say it's true.
Read the law and LEARN. !!!111!..1!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I have no intention of collecting a urine sample to prove this claim
I therefore withdraw my allegation and will issue a full and frank apology.



Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Accepted. Even though it was a bit page 12.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

AIDS

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Best kill yourself, before you start moaning.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Too late. He's already moaned about it.
I think a few of us should gather with pitchforks and head to east London and stab him to death. Kinder for him and for everyone else.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I suggest we overdose him with lemsip.
Perhaps he can accidentally brutally stab himself in the back while shaving, so there are no awkward questions from the plod.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I read that as us all getting a chocolate egg with a toy inside it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I intend to post whinging updates every twenty minutes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

#montyMAYDIE!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Morning
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Overall, very much so, thank you.
Saw the kid, had a slap-up feed and a cracking bottle of Barolo round Stunned's, and Lusty and I went to lunch at my brother's yesterday afternoon. My mum asked me to go and check on the drunken old sot. His Victorian midget postcard collection is getting extremely large. Unlike the midgets themselves, of course.

Saw his album of photos from the 80s and nostalged for a while.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

How was your brother?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Not great if I am honest,
he's waking up several times a night and downing wine to get back to sleep. He's drinking an extra bottle of wine a day just whilst he's in bed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Oh, dear.
I don't suppose there is much anyone can do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Talk to Scarpe. He might know what to suggest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

He doesn't want to quit so nothing can be done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Ah. That's shit. Sorry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It's most upsetting.
All the more so for my inability to do anything to help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

These people may be able to help you - for families etc.
www.al-anonuk.org.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Ta. I'll have a gander at that later.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Have you tried to make him go to rehab?
Did he say, "No no no!"

/earwormlolz
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nice
I got faced on cloudy on Friday. Saturday was a write off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Piss up a rope fuckstick*
* © Viz magazine's Rude Kid. 1986.

Good morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Good day to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)