Morning fuck-nuggets
This week I shall mostly be grumpy. Would anone care to pick a fight?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Where I come from thems fighting words boy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Are there any words that haven't been miscontrued as fighting words in Glasgow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Munchy box

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Man, this sort of stereotype makes me want to stab something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

stab deep fry
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

then cover in salt, then stab.
JINGS!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

where you come from everythings fighingwords
Or a request for a deep-fried pizza.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

RIGHT! I'LL FUCKIN BOUNCE YOU YA CUNT!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Nah, sorry Mumps
Even with a hangover, in a shit mood listening to Pantera I can't get mad at you, you're just too adorable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I'm a cuddly bundle of man love wrapped up in an outer casing of filth and wobble.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

If only I was gay....
It's worrying how often I have uttered that sentiment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

In your own mind as you were having sex with a tranny?
Morning, Senor.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning
mind bed

How's life in the world of the capitalist pig?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Today I am busy crushing the small man
and wanking my bonus off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Aww, look at you, pretending not to be a bender.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

+ fooling nobody

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

If I may quote henry Rollins:
If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I wish someone had burned Henry Rollins when he was 12,
his 'ooh I have so much rage and so many issues' schtick is both accected and tedious, and don't even get me started on his 'spoken word' shit - spoken turd, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you're an angry little man, aren't you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You're getting me mixed up with Henry Rollins here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Henry Lawrence Garfield (to use his real name) is a fucking cunt.
Campaigning against "an end to war". Yep like that will ever happen.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

He's a prick.
Come on Henry, your 'misunderstood teenager' routine is wearing more than a little thin. You're about 50.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I'm going to start campaing for 'an end to Henry Rollins' written and recorded output'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I'm going to start campaigning for an end to your face.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I'm campaigning for an end to your hair.
My campaign has already been quite successful in some areas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Oooo, sick burn dude.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Yeah boyeee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Fuck you Boyce
He speaks to my tortured soul.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)