I am 17 and a half stone.
Do I win?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I discovered that all this marathon training has made me put on weight, rather than lose it.
Of course it could be all the chocolate i've been scoffing to make myself feel better about getting up at 6am to run around the cold streets of north london.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Muscle weighs more than fat
And Stunned weighs more than everyone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Combined.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

That is big.
How much does the other one weigh?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

2 oz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)