That's well bent. Unlucky old boy.
My brother's been 'under consideration' pretty much constantly for the past two years, and it has ruined his life. I suggest you fuck off quick-smart and start making yourself look indispensable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Also, nick your client contact list asap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

And leave a dirty protest somewhere out of sight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Sage words ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'll know by the 17th one way of the other
But unless I can convince then, I'm gone. I will be surprised if I can avoid this TBH.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

In which case do fuck all work and instead spend your time looking for something new, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Also:
Steal anything not nailed down today, then bring in a crowbar for the rest tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I thought you were a Mackem, not a Scouser?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You could make sure all your lovely complicated scripts have been emailed off somewhere safe
along with useful guides, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Whilst the sage words of the athletic bovine
are sage indeed, I'm contractually obliged to point out that just doing your job, being polite, and accepting they wouldn't be making people redundant if they didn't have to, is probably the best way of getting a cracking reference and therefore another job.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

then once you have a reference, shit in the water cooler. and the kettle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Always in the butter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Or steal more quietly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)