Don't run with shit.
Or is that scissors?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My daugher carefully presented me with a shit she had done in her pants at the weekend
Carefully carrying it downstairs in her hands
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

brings a tear to your eye.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I thought so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

+japs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

lacist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

And people are constantly surprised that I don't want one of these hell spawn

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It was like a little Malteser

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Aww how cute

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

shit, scissors, syphilis.
It's all about the not running with the esses.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

esses make messes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Hey homes! Why you so down on us Chicanos, man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

You loco, man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

fuckin' puto

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

i followed your advice and bought a fancy digital "clinically approved" bp monitor
it has told me 3 times so far that i am right back down at the low end of normal.

if i'd bought it from tesco, i would have suspected a marketing scam. as it is, i now suspect a crap pharmacist or tesco just stresses me out because it's full of plebs.

either way, good advice. thank you badge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

The price of oil per barrel can be easily obtained from the BBC website

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

It's told you 3 times so far that you are Nakers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

perhaps you have blue-and-white coat syndrome?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

No, it doesn't match her handbag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

actually
today's handbag is a tasteful shade of patent nude. it goes with anything.

you are not stalking me hard enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

It matches your pants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

"patent nude"
What the shuddering fuck?

How many people do you know who are mirror-level-shiny when they're naked? actually, don't answer that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Her oiled up gay BF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

goddammit
he sent me a pic of his arms after the gym last night.

why? why?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Makes a change from a cock gaz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

true
the last one of those i got was from quentin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

====D-3
I got a willy!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

i was calling you a cock, dear
do TRY to keep up, at least with the other retards at the back of the class
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

yeah but even so you are a chunky lass

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

tesco value syndrome?
quite possibly.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Oh, good, somebody go it
I was thinking I was wasted here. Again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

you and i have always been on that different level, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Quite so. Quite so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

well actually my level is a bit more advanced than yours
but you do well to keep trying. you do a good job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

well, of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

wow
you never give in that easily. what do you want?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)