My dearest Mother watches all of those CSI programmes
plus the NCIS, Bones, etc, etc... I have been banned from the front room whilst they are on because she gets irritated by me tutting and sighing and occasionally outright shouting at how ridiculous some of it is.
(berk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My wife tolerates it on the grounds it's that or me going mental about adverts.
"oh, for the love of fuck, boswelox doesn't even SOUND like a real thing, are you all fucking retarded?"

TV is a caravan of joy in the Badger house.

I actually quite like CSI as long as you suspend disbelief.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

It must be fun being married to a scientist.
It's bad enough living with an engineer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I suspect it has its ups and downs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

A lift engineer, maybe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

badum-tish,
Sportscow, ladies and gentlemen. He's here all week
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

And all weak here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I aim to please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

or for the tits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Mainly the tits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

To be fair though, isn't your missus from the USA?
their adverts are at least 397% more annoying and stupid than ours.
(berk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

No, Bolton.
Where did you get that idea from?

My ex-wife did live in San Fransico for a while, was it that?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Is your wife Vernon Kay?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

yes. yes she is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Please punch her in the face from all of us then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

spousal abuse, fun for all the family.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I love the dna analysis that flashes up loads of pictures and then stops on the suspect
Because everything is one big integrated system that works instantly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I love the fact that they can do a DNA profile in minutes
Some fucking epic PCR machines they've got, obviously.

I've also never ever seen one of their HPLCs produce a trace which is just a hundred overlapping peaks in a mess, so I can only conclude every single HPLC I've ever used must be broken.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

"I want a rush on that blood stain"
"So, you want the profile generated by tomorrow afternoon and any matches by the following morning? You're dreaming mate."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

"I've analysed it and it's definitely probably blood"
"now fuck off"

CSI: Swindon
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Oh god, the PCR thing really fucks me off.

(berk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

It's brilliant, isn't it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I can just imagine you yelling "SHE'S GOING TO CONTAMINATE THE GOD DAMN CRIME SCENE. FUCKING CIVIS !", throwing your coffie-in-a-white-cup at the window and storming out the room.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)