Ooof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The worst thing
is that you smell like a brewery. You can't smell it but others can from 10 feet away.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Stale beer is not a good smell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It's pretty fresh if he is drinking it at 8am

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

And the others he drank in the previous 12 hours?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

As long as you keep topping it up, it remains fresh.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Especially if you'd taken the Stella Challenge.
Which consisted of trying to get 10 Stellas down in 2 hours. One every 6 minutes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I drank 12 stellas once
and tried to punch a gay who was dancing with my girlfriend, vomited on the floor, then got carried out by a bouncer and had a little cry, good times.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Stella Actatwat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Are you quite a big lad, Nakers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

nah, tall but thin. This was over a long period of time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Let's just analyse this a second.
Now, Stunned. How many minutes are there in an hour? I make it 60. So if you need to divide an hour into ten segments how many minutes in each segment? I make it 6.

And if you have two hours to divide into 10 segments, how many minutes is that?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

MATHSPWND

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

YEAH BOI!
*high fives*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Yes, sorry. 12 minutes.
I never managed it which is why I am so clueless.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Your body tries to get rid of the alcohol anyway it can
this includes in the moisture that you breathe out, which is why no amount of tooth brushing will stop you smelling like a thruppenny gin whore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Whilst that is undoubtedly true,
there's no justification for making matter worse by dressing like one too, Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

How else will I get you to pay me any attention?
You won't even look at me during :' (((((
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Hahahahha
I pay for the gin so whatever else I do or don't do is your tough shit, bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Are you surprised?
What with your whore's britches, no teeth and encouraging him to get up "cock alley"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

The no teeth bit is a plus for many
i feel sick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

You need to learn to relax your gag reflex then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

*gaz's darth*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Is Gaz Darth's boyfriend?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

yes, yes he is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)