How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

None.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

To be sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Why can't you run a basic household budget?
Seems fick to me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I can, thanks
I just chose to pay off my debts as quickly as possible
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

In one easy-to-manage package?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Only £22,487.54 a month at 23245% APR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I'm all confused, you started a thread indicating that you're an imbecile with poor financial provision for january
I don't ever recall claiming to be George soros.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

You're George Soros?
Have you got any tips?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Yes, budget appropriately for the entire year, otherwise you send your kids to school with a pickled swede

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Mmmm, pickled swede
*thinks longingly of next year's Christmas present*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I was simply trying to provoke a conversation around waiting for payday
Please park your high horse at the stable
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

LISTEN MAN I JUST SAID THAT I AIN'T NO HAND TO MOUTH POV AND YOU GOT ALL EEUUUWW LOOK AT MR BIG BOLLOCKS
FUCKS SAKE IT'S JUST NOT WORF IT HERE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Rory, Rory
*shakes head*

Let's stop this fussin' and a feudin'
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I'm not even sure what day I get paid.
I ride a giraffe.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I bet it was a tiger last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I can't believe how many sappy cunts think that was real.
I can't work out if the internet is making people stupid or must making stupid people more visible.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Enough about that
Tell the group about your giraffe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

It's a male maasai giraffe.
You can tell it's a male because its face is wider and its spots are more distinct and it has a massive giraffe schlong swinging between its back legs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Does it look like bread?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

The giraffe schlong?
Not really.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)