It's too early to make a 'Scots have bad teeth' 'joke' plus I kind of am one,
but fuck it 'THAT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE IRN BRU FIZZY SWEETS LOL'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

bindun on /talk.
Not teeth, have hurty gums :'(((

I think it's infected. WITH AIDS!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

There was a story recently about oral cancer being on the rise
Possibly due to increased popularity in oral sex.
Where have you been sticking your mouth?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

as an international playboy and gigolo my discretion is guaranteed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I had a nasy gum infection once.
I got put on really strong type of antibiotics which was also one of the two types that you aren't allowed to drink with. And I was in Sweden, on a holiday primarily intended to be one where we would drink a lot of schnapps. My wife was incredibly unsympathetic. Especially when I then contracted tonsilitis.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

The bitch
First the loft ladder, now this.
I don't know why you stick with her, Al.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I sometimes wonder that too.
She did actually apologise when I ended up having nearly two weeks off work. She thought I was just putting it on for attention.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Fucking women, eh?
So, erm...what's it like?

Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Well, I don't think you'll want to try it for a few more weeks until everything is properly healed.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

This is very true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)