lemon meringue is a false pie idol. No lid. clearly a tart.
I also refuse to accept that something topped with mashed potato is a true pie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Look, we all know she's a tart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

but i don't really like proper pies!
my mum's cheese and onion one was amazing, but the soggy ones you get in fish and chip shops have put me right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

don't eat shit pies then...
How can they put you off all pies? That's like saying the existence of Peter Beardsley is enough to put you off all men.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I am regularly disappointed by his lack of beard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I was disappointed by his lack of height when he was in the queue behind me at M&S a few years ago.
Also his face doesn't appear to be as lop sided in real life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

oh, i don't know, i reckon there's miles worse than him
i bet he at least has enough manners to say thank you if someone treats him, for example.

pies are too filling. the pastry is too much. mind you, i only ever really eat open sandwiches or wraps because i find bread a bit much too, so perhaps - just perhaps - it might be me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

who's not been thanking you recently, then?
give them a solid hoof in the plums, they'll soon learn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

this was a one-off
i've only ever been out with the one guy who was pikey enough to let me pay. not surprisingly, he also lacked sufficient manners to say thank you until informed that i had paid, and even then his reply was "yeah, i assumed you had". revoltingly uncouth. i'm sure someone else has hoofed his plums in by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it's like you've met him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

OH man, I thought that was a passive aggresive comment towards you, but I know you got hitched so thought there was some scandle there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

no no
badger is always a perfect gentleman whenever we get up to any scandal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i bet watching him fuck is magnificent, like watching a lion take down a gurraf.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

"Gurraf me badger you filthy beast!"
Sorry Gonz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sorry I missed this earlier
that's epic, Gonz, a beautiful image.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)