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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My fry-up would fall well short of your standards
It doesn't contain meat and I don't smoke while eating it.
However, my heart might just last a little longer than yours, old chum.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fry up perfection
2 fried eggs
3 smoked bacon rashers
2 sausages
1/2 ton mushrooms

tea, orange juice, toast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You're missing beans there.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Have to be in the mood for beans on a fry up
I did miss fried sliced potato though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Chips, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)
No, shallow fried slices of potato as opposed to deep fried lengths of potato

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
You say potato
I say potahto
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Crisps, then?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
No
*stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
In my house:
Scrambled eggs
Vegetarian sausages
1/2 ton mushrooms
Fried tomato
Baked beans

Pot of tea, toast and marmalade.
Reefer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)
See, I love scrambled eggs but fried FTW in a fry up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
It's a practical thing
Easier to do scrambled for many people. Plus I can fry all the other stuff (apart from the beans) in one pan and scramble the eggs in another.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Do you want to live forever?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)
in the sunsheeeeeeiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh?
Or in the 'tached gay way?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
In the Starship Troopers sort of way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I don't fancy a massive coronary in my fifties

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Me too. I'd be disappointed if I had to wait that long.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Pretty sure you won't have to

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Innit. Poofters.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I NOES, INNIT?
"I had 3 grams of fat last year, I'M GONNA DIE!!!!"

A little of what you fancy does you good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
unless you eat a fry-up every day
it's hardly likely to matter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Apologies Badge, old fruit, but I hardly think
taking heart disease advice from a Scot is a good idea. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
How very fucking dare you.
I just live here. I'm not Scotch except my mother's family but we'll gloss over that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
If you live there, you ARE one.
And a total one at that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Now that's below the belt.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Sorry Badger.
You are, of course, a fine Englishman.

Please feel free to subjugate a few jocques for me today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I've given a couple of them jobs
I'm very public-spirited, plus of course it keeps them off the Buckie until at least 5.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This subthread is hilarious.
More please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I am surprised at your encouragement
You being a sweaty and all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
REFORMED sweaty, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

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