I sit and listen to mine grow each day
I think it is odd to not have sideburns. You should grow some.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No wait
It's tinnitus, not beard growing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I'll let then grow and see. not relishiong the in between silliness bit though
amusing I don't have to have a jobcut, I'll give it a try
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Mine keep sneaking longer down my face
I think they have a mind of their own
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

That happened to me
Down the face and across the cheek too. I looked back at my wedding photos a couple of years back and was amazed at how enormous my sideburns were at the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

This is almost as exciting as lunch
Facial hair I have grown.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

My beard hair now looks like a Roy Keane job
It is grey at the goatee bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I still can't decide whether I have grey bits or blonde bits in my beard
Probably blonde, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

You're fooling no-one, old man

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

BLONDE, I SAID!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Accept that you will only get more badgery
until you peak and the white hairs start to outnumber the brown and you slide towards Uncle Albert status.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

*cough*
*Badger*
*cough*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

The Master ======> Badger (peak) ======> Uncle Albert
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I mean the Tom Baker era Master, not the new one
obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)