That's because you touch yourself at night, Jeffers.
Soup and flapjack. Rswipe would be proud, no dead animals were consumed in the making of the soup. Well, except the chicken carcasses for the stock I suppose, but you can't have everything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh fucking hell badger
I liked that instead of replying. I feel that my hands have chicken blood on them now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Why? it's not like you made the stock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

You've still made me feel dirty
Anyway was it worth it? Was it good soup?

I was telling you about how good your bp tip was, until that shallow cunt barged in and deleted it. Fab tip thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I wondered where the fuck it had gone.
Chompy, what did you delete it for?

No worries. It's useful to get a handle on what's actually going on, blood pressure can be short-term affected by so many things..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Because he has all the originality you'd expect of a barely literate admin monkey, so he just copies other people
It's like his version of a dirty protest

It's a great toy. I have been testing everyone who comes round.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Maybe he's really Freefair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

As if
Free fair can at least spell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

makes a change from cock, eh?
Eh? Eh? *nudges* *winks*
Chicken - cock. Get it?
No, me neither.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

B3th I'm surprised at you
Really shocked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Did I mention, MASSIVE DRUGS?
I didn't think they'd kicked in yet, as I'm still in fucking agony, but perhaps they have...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Agony for what? What have you done? Poor b3th

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

She lives in WsM, they are all on MASSIVE DRUGS down there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I've been
Enough said. Although the cafe round the corner from the pier does amazing sandwiches and cakes. I'll give it that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Oh man, you've been to THE PIER.
It's very dusty on there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Poor b3th is fucking right.
I'm in endometriagony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I feel it is worth it for that rather pleasing portmanteau word

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
I think the codeine's hit now. My toes are starting to go all warm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Urgh oh dear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I take it you've got nowhere with mefanamic acid?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Two co-codamol
Two prescription strength ibuprofen.
Next step is the hysterectomy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)