School trip.
My 4th year juniors class had a tour of the Kent village vicarage next to our school. It was very dull but much better than school.

I stole a picture of the vicar's daughter in a bikini (she was about 17 I suppose) and flashed it round the school afterwards.

I found the photo about 3 years later and I am ashamed to say that I used it for some gentlemans relaxation. I was 13 though, the Kays catalogue was favourite at the time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Doesn't that make her a paedophile by proxy?
Vicar's daughters - ban this sick filth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

17 mate. ;-)
Perfectly LEGAL.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I don't think that's what he meant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

i'm fairly sure that adults in a postiion of authority over anyone under 18 still counts as pedaophilia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

he said he was 13 at the time
so in fact she was just your average MILF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

She had a kid? At 17?
Kent eh...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

that's on the shelf in essex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

he got the digits wrong way round, he was 31 the dirty peado toucher

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I don't think there's an actual law
about not be allowed to touch paedos.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

course there is, thats why they put them in special wards

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

yeah, but you're 13, so she's a paedo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Ah, catalogue wanks
I always enjoyed the sideboob action in the shower section.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Trying to make out the shadow of a nipple in the bra section.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

*spunks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

you sometimes got a hint of buttock in the showers too
And sunbeds if they sold them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

LiC
Catalogue wanking KING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

My finest moment
I'd like to thank Littlewoods, Grattans and the local newspaper article on a winning young lady swimmer in a tight swimsuit climbing out of a pool all wet and slippery OH GOD OH GOD
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)