Gonz, if you produced 4 1/2 pints of piss in one go I'd be well worried.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:44, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Once you break the seal, I can piss like a racehorse
I'd dread to think how much
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I can tell you it's less than a litre in one go
or you'd be involutarily pissing yourself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Max piss is usually about a pint.
Working in a pub taught me this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

How much do those big bottles take in the mid 90s? I'm sure they were 2l.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

yeah. they did
but mate, 2L of piss is .... too much. Your bladder can hold about 800mL absolute max, and if you hit a certain level pissing is involuntary, you can't stop it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Oh shit, it was both of us pissing in the same bottle (naturally one at a time) now I think about it.
That makes more sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

2L is 3.52 pints.
I know this because I spent half of my mid-teens in off licenses performing complicated strength/volume/price equations.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Fair dos
My mind isn't on it today.

Still, it's about 3 times the capacity of a human bladder.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You have a gay bladder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I may indeed.
However, it's the same size as any other fucker's.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

spent half of my mid-teens in off licenses performing complicated strength/volume/price equations. lapped up 3.52 pints of Gonz's piss from the floor of a bus many years ago
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Damn you, TheColonel - that was supposed to be a secret.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)