oh great
I've broken OT. So um - what would be the best sex party/sporting event crossover?

I reckon S&M Croquet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ultimate Figging.
A combination of figging and Ultimate Frisbee.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

figging?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)

so it would be like trying to frisbee
a piece of shaped ginger into an orifice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I was thinking more along the lines of trying to play frisbee with a bit of ginger up your arse.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53, Reply)

that would make for some lively frisbee

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Curling wanks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:42, Reply)

isn't that just wanking while shitting?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44, Reply)

It might be in Wales.
In the rest of the UK, it's the art of playing curling, but it's made more difficult by the fact you've got to brush the ice whilst having a crafty tug.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)

imagine the frozen trails of spunk

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)

It would stop the stone from moving if one team are trying to brush the rink clean
And the other team are trying desperately to jizz in it's path.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)

That would certainly make the game more interesting.
Each team could have a defensive (wanking) section and an offensive (brushing) section.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)

The brushes should be made from pubic hair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)

and the puck things
from frozen shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)

You're SICK.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)

you're the one who plays scat wank curling!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

You added the scat element.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

scatter brain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Sorry, I was drooling over Karl Urban.
How about muff diving?
Tossing the caber?
Quoits?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)

QuenderRender.
The art of re-rendering a wall, whilst taking abuse from PD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

huhuhu
cross cuntry

I'm not good at this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)