WOMENFOLK/Weird blokes who know anything about flowers.
www.arenaflowers.com/products/pink_lilies
Are these shit? I have literally no idea and need to pick something in the next couple hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought Lilies were for dead people?
But I don't really know much about flowers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)

I ain't got a fucking clue that's why I'm asking.
They're in the 'romance' section surely that means they're alright.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

For your dead lover, perhaps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

White lilies for mourning.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Pink ones for taking a shit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Pink are for afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

And brown for desert. ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

What happened to your icon?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Pink for prosperity

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

They're shit, mate.
That looks like an old biddy bouquet: floristry has moved on considerably in recent years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

I'm quite limited you see.
Seeing as I'm 300 miles away and am limited to 'flower delivery in Wimbledon' on Google. Any advice on what to look for would be massively appreciated, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

My pal's sister is an amazing florist
She used to work at the Bluebird on the King's Rd but I don't know if they're still there - if they are, you should call them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Any Interflora florist would be spot-on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Okay I'm going for these I think.
www.gardeniaoflondon.co.uk/product-5-mixed-tulips.aspx
£35 for the large ones, job done. Unless everyone agrees they're shit, again I have literally no idea.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)

They're good.
And not as likely to make her think you wish she was dead.
( wanderlust, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Hahaha.
I've never bought flowers for anyone except my mum before alright. What's better actually, them ones or the all red version?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I would say those ones.
They're pretty.
( wanderlust, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I really like these
www.fruitlikeflowers.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Have you ever seen the paintings of Archimboldo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Is that the fella who makes food scultures/paintings (I thought they were photos actually) where it's landscapes made 100% with edible items?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Portraits made from fruit etc
Very skilled optical illusion stuff. I like him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

xkcd.com/1016/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)