One should not be able to stand in the front third of a venue
and have a conversation at normal level with one's missus about how it's not loud enough. Alexandra Palace is so long that when they held the 24hr Technicolor Dream there in 1967 they had a stage at each end with different bands on. These jokers had about half the rig needed for the size of the place.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My friend saw Mastodon last week
He got right to the front, and had ringing in his ears for 2 days after 'Blood and Thunder'.

Whilst I'm jealous of his seeing them, I can't help but laugh at the fact he's clearly a massive girl.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I saw Mastodon on Saturday and was almost completely deadf afterwards
It was awsome though, but I didn't see Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I wish you were completely dead afterwards.
We all do.

Also, the misuse of 'awesome' makes you sound like a teenage Californian girl.

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It does, as ever thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Roll on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Roll on deodorant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Roll on, Roll off, Roll over.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

There's only two of them, so I guess they need all the help they can get...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

5-piece band for this show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

There's your problem then
The sound man obviously looked at them and assumed that they would be two and a half times louder than usual, so he used fewer microphones.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

And those little portable iPod speakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)