I take it you had your sprog
and went to something piratey? To be honest, I'd fucking love that.

I think Saturday was brilliant. Cologne, family, food and copious amounts of beer along with the affections of a persistent girl from Aachen.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Was she Aachen for a shaachen?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

She was! I didn't oblige.
It was Karneval season, which according to her, means that all young German people in the area get drunk and have sex with each other.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

A persistent young girl from Aachen
Whose body was extremely craackin'
Wouldn't listen to reason
In Karneval season
This QOTW story is seriously laackin'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Koln - beautiful.
Aachen - even more so.

Nice one.

You around Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I don't think I have anything on...
What do you have in mind?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

jeff's bash innit
i might go, but i have a bridesmaids dress shopping day, so depends what time we are done choosing colours and drinking champagne (the bride) and water (me).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

It's not my bash Swipey.
I'm just guest of honour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

He is the West Country champion, come to show us how it's done.
Representin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Innit Blud.
Keepin' it real.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Check the calendar dude.
Captain Kidd in Wapping.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Play your cards right and he'll take you to something piratey too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

He's already made me blind in one eye
and I walk with a limp.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

That sounds like
A Bruce Forsythe game show that features Somali contestants.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

whats so good about
aftershave?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

When it's from a fountain in a bank
pretty amazing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

a fountain in a bank the penis of a bank manager
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)